Membership

[jimz750]

How do you become a member so I will be able to upload Photos and change the text where it currently says Registered user.

[uksurfer]

send a message to Slob, he will sort out all your questions

[Nonnie]

That's not true.

I've asked him loads of questions like "When cheese has its picture taken, what does it say?" and "Why don't sheep shrink when it rains" and he hasn't answered them..:(

[uksurfer]

That's not true.

I've asked him loads of questions like "When cheese has its picture taken, what does it say?" and "Why don't sheep shrink when it rains" and he hasn't answered them..:(

i wonder why? :biggrin:

[JaKS]

Yeah, and I asked "What keeps the non stick coating stuck to a frying pan?"




That's right, no response!

[jimz750]

Glad i asked !
Is anyone on here not Barking? and before you do Nonnie - Woof!

[uksurfer]

Slob might surprise you one day and give you all the answers!

[Char]

Slob might surprise you one day and give you all the answers!

The answer is ............. 42

[Gordon H]

The answer is ............. 42

As Stuart well knows.....

[slob]

sorted.
also...
1. 'Sheet' (think Spanish accent)
2. They're knitted from polyester.
3. It's mechanically forced into the uneven surface of the metal.

[jimz750]

Slob might like Polyester sheets but he is the helper of all helpers.

[slob]

...that doesn't sound much better than liking polyesters sheeps.

[Nick_M]

Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?

[LouSCannon]

liking polyesters sheeps.

The brings back some odd things on Google....

[JaKS]

Why do kamikaze pilots wear crash helmets?

[Char]

Do you yawn in your sleep?

[Thuli]

What do you want for supper?

[uksurfer]

Lasagne please?
with garlic bread on the side if possble and a little bit of a side salad
i'll be home arond 5 if my mrs reads this................

[Thuli]

Mmm... I was only asking philosophically.

[uksurfer]

i was only answering because i'm hungry :biggrin:

[Nonnie]

Why does Thuli make up mathematical equations to cut the grass?

[Gordon H]

How does the guy who drives the snowplough get to work??

[slob]

There were several but inevitably the others where incorporated?
Almost certainly, it's about blood oxygen levels, not tiredness.
Sweetcorn fritters with chilli dipping sauce please.
I could make up something about subtracting blades from the lawn and adding them to compost but really it's just too wet for the mower.
He probably works from home.

[Albie]

The answer is ............. 42

Level 42 ????? then along comes the bass solo :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

[Gordon H]

Level 42 ????? then along comes the bass solo :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

Noooooooooo.........................