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hhmunro
30-12-2009, 01:22 PM
HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK



1. Open a new file in your computer.


2. Name it "Gordon Brown"



3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.



4. Empty the Recycle Bin.



5. Your PC will ask you: Do you really want to get rid of "Gordon Brown"?



6. Firmly Click "Yes"



7. Feel better?



GOOD - Tomorrow we'll do Peter Mandelson

uksurfer
30-12-2009, 02:42 PM
great, i just got rid of my mother-in-law, going round there tomorrow to see if it works :)

Paivi
30-12-2009, 03:11 PM
Excellent idea! Might be worthwhile to go for Alistair Darling, too...

He11cat
30-12-2009, 04:59 PM
HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK



1. Open a new file in your computer.


2. Name it "Gordon Brown"


3. throw him in the firewall :devil:


4. hit him in the face with a flange :D


5. RAM something up his jacksie :eyepopping:


6. give him a blended threat of a killer worm , a deadly virus , and send a Trojan Horse to number 10. :D:biggrin:



6. Send it to the Recycle Bin.



7. Empty the Recycle Bin.



6. Your PC will ask you: Do you really want to get rid of "Gordon Brown"?



7. Firmly Click "Yes"



7. Feel better?


8. only when we have someone who can run this country for once will I feel happier!! :thumbsup: