So Michael Jacksons got skin cancer

[stuartg]

All together now................ "Dont blame it on the sunshine"

[kneedown]

what is the driffrents between M.JACKSON and fergi ???????????????????
fergi will be playing giggs in august :spin:

[JMo]

There must be better jokes than these... yawn.

xxx

[Nonnie]

There was a whole thread somewhere JMo

[Julie]

i was given two A4 page print out of jokes on friday!

[kneedown]

why not put a few on here ?

[kneedown]

have you not got any ?????????

[Julie]

have you not got any ?????????
I didnt keep them - sorry

[Bodybag]

Whilst children across the planet gave a big sigh of relief, Casper the friendly ghost is ****ting himself!!

The Florida Tourist Authority are in mourning as Michael would often go to Tampa with the kids.

Jockeys at Newmarket agreed to wear black armbands as a sign of respect for the man who successfully rode more three year olds than anyone in recent memory.

Michaels house is being searched on suspicion his death was drug related. The search recovered Class B in the kitchen, Class A in the bathroom and Class 4C in the bedroom.

:D

:look:

[Marcustheanimal]

there is an MJ post on here.

[buzzbomb]

I heard he only went stiff when the trolley he was on went past the childrens ward.

[kenloen]

Whats the difference between Janet Jackson and England Cricket team? Janet Jackson is guaranteed the ashes!