A New Friend For Piglet...........

[Didge]

I bought her for Jan 'coz she wanted one.
Let me introduce to you.........Emmy hippopotamus, but we call her Emmy Botomus because when you squeeze/cuddle her, she farts.:)
Yes, that's right, she's a farting hippo, and fits right in here at the Didge domain.

Emmy Botomus
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u248/Buellcyclone/th_Botomus.jpg (http://s170.photobucket.com/albums/u248/Buellcyclone/?action=view&current=Botomus.jpg)

She's dying to meet Piglet, and we're sure they'll get on just fine, because just like Piglet, she's very mischievous and curious:-

Here, Emmy is investigating a rather pathetic looking stick with a few leaves on it.
No, she didn't eat them. It really is just a pathetic stick with a few leaves on it.
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u248/Buellcyclone/th_EmmyBotomusstick.jpg (http://s170.photobucket.com/albums/u248/Buellcyclone/?action=view&current=EmmyBotomusstick.jpg)

She also wanted us to post up a special picture of her, just for Piglet, in which she thinks she is very pretty in (my) cap.
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u248/Buellcyclone/th_Botomuscap.jpg (http://s170.photobucket.com/albums/u248/Buellcyclone/?action=view&current=Botomuscap.jpg)

We'd just like to add, that although we'd love Piglet & Emmy to be friends, we don't want any 'funny stuff'.
She may fart and get up to a bit of mischief, but she's very innocent, and only a baby 'botty', so no nonsense Piglet. Is that understood?:grump:

[SazzaG]

I bet Piglet's trying to book a flight home right now!

Is there a room available for them at the Mill?

[Didge]

I bet Piglet's trying to book a flight home right now!

Is there a room available for them at the Mill?

Oi! We said 'no funny stuff'.:grump:
We'll be keeping a close eye on that Piglet, in case he gets too carried away.

[emily's driver]

The thought of oinking, farting offspring ought to be a good enough deterrent

[Julie]

oh dear

i'm in a room with piglet at the mill - god help me if we have to share it with a farting hippo as well!!!

[MonstaChicky]

I've clearly missed something about Piglet...any pics?!!! But that botomus is gorgeous :) Is she wearing a tiara or is that a studded collar?!

[Didge]

I've clearly missed something about Piglet...any pics?!!! But that botomus is gorgeous :) Is she wearing a tiara or is that a studded collar?!

It's a studded collar. She's very proud of it, and a little bit goth. :)

[MagnaJeep]

Have you ever considered getting yourself a pug?
They do fart, they snore and are overall very amusing.:biggrin:
Oh and they also puke, at least mine does.


And the pug attracts attention wherever he is.

[Didge]

Have you ever considered getting yourself a pug?
They do fart, they snore and are overall very amusing.:biggrin:
Oh and they also puke, at least mine does.


And the pug attracts attention wherever he is.

I've no need of a pug.
I do all the above myself, and I've got a flat nose. :(

[JMo]

Uh oh... piglet has just seen this thread...

xxx

[Didge]

Uh oh... piglet has just seen this thread...

xxx

....and Jan's just read that, and is p1ssing herself laughing. :biggrin:

[JerryXt]

Initially I thought only Didge was on medication. Now, I'm not so sure...

[Plum]

Initially I thought only Didge was on medication. Now, I'm not so sure...

No. Just a special diet of baked beans, bean crock and other fart worthy foods

Ah Didge....im so gutted i am not making the Mill again this year. Would so love to see if Emmy and Piglet get it together. Im sure they would make a lovely couple

[JMo]

Erm, I have bad news for Emma I'm afraid...

We rode into Liberal, Kansas today... and piglet has gone all gingham on me...

The last I saw of him he was mincing down Main St. desperate to find a haberdashers, dry martini in one hand, squealing something about resenting being set up with a fat farting heffer 'off the internet' (queens can be so cruel sometimes)...

I blame myself for taking him down here this morning:

http://i492.photobucket.com/albums/rr289/JMoandpiglet/other%20pix/LiberalKansas001.jpg

Whether things will change I'm not sure, but one thing is for sure... I don't think we're in Kansas anymore...

http://i492.photobucket.com/albums/rr289/JMoandpiglet/other%20pix/LiberalKansas004.jpg

I'll keep you posted...

xxx

[Didge]

Erm, I have bad news for Emma I'm afraid...

We rode into Liberal, Kansas today... and piglet has gone all gingham on me...

The last I saw of him he was mincing down Main St. desperate to find a haberdashers, dry martini in one hand, squealing something about resenting being set up with a fat farting heffer 'off the internet' (queens can be so cruel sometimes)...



xxx

Oh dear!
Still, it doesn't really matter, as Emmy is totally innocent, and knows nothing about sexual matters.
If Piglet turns up as a squealing, lisping, limp-wristed leather-clad in chaps, she'll just think it's quite normal. He is a sort of 'off' pink anyway.

Her latest thing, is wedging her head in my headphones. She doesn't understand the noise that they make, I think she just likes the vibrations. Probably because they're similar to the vibrations she makes from the 'other end'.

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u248/Buellcyclone/th_EmmyBotomusheadphones.jpg (http://s170.photobucket.com/albums/u248/Buellcyclone/?action=view&current=EmmyBotomusheadphones.jpg)


P.S. I didn't realise you were traveling the states. Looking forward to hearing about it in the future JMo.

[JMo]

I've had a word with him, and told him to be polite and behave (secretly I just think he's scared of women...)

And I wouldn't worry about Emma's innocence being defiled... the poor little pink fella hasn't got any boy-pieces anyway, even if he knew what to do with them!

xxx

[Didge]

I've had a word with him, and told him to be polite and behave (secretly I just think he's scared of women...)

And I wouldn't worry about Emma's innocence being defiled... the poor little pink fella hasn't got any boy-pieces anyway, even if he knew what to do with them!

xxx

It's Emmy.....not Emma. :(

Piglet has no need to be frightened of Emmy. She's got no teeth, and thus her (rectal) bark is worse than her bite.........or should that be gum. :)

[gary tompkins]

I've clearly missed something about Piglet...any pics?!!! But that botomus is gorgeous :) Is she wearing a tiara or is that a studded collar?!

Piglet on a pole - Arrow Mill 2005 :)

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w169/GeeTee_album/pig-on-a-pole.jpg

And.... how piglet got up there

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w169/GeeTee_album/Chrisupthepole.jpg

[JMo]

That was not funny...

(actually, it was pretty funny x)

xxx