STIVH
10-03-2009, 01:40 PM
Will I Live to see 80?
Here's something to think about.
I recently picked a new Bupa care
doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I'm approaching 50.)
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'
He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'
'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?
'I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, fishing, or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' I said.
He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast bikes, or have a lot of sex?'
'No,' I replied.
He looked at me and said,...
'Then, why do you even give a ****?
Here's something to think about.
I recently picked a new Bupa care
doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I'm approaching 50.)
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'
He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'
'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?
'I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, fishing, or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' I said.
He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast bikes, or have a lot of sex?'
'No,' I replied.
He looked at me and said,...
'Then, why do you even give a ****?