gremlin
16-10-2008, 05:14 PM
A bus stops, and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in
an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them
ignores the conversation at first, but her attention is
galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
'Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more!
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.'
The lady can't take this any more, 'You
foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,' she retorted
indignantly. 'In this country, we don't speak aloud
in public places about our sex lives.'
'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man, 'Whooza
talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my
frienda how to spella ' Mississippi' !!!
an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them
ignores the conversation at first, but her attention is
galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
'Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more!
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.'
The lady can't take this any more, 'You
foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,' she retorted
indignantly. 'In this country, we don't speak aloud
in public places about our sex lives.'
'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man, 'Whooza
talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my
frienda how to spella ' Mississippi' !!!