A Load of Crap

[STIVH]

A little boy asks his daddy where poo comes from. His dad thinks a while and then replies

"Well son, food passes down the oesophogus, down to the stomach, where digestive enzymes induce a probiotic reaction in the alimentary canal to extract protein before waste products descend via the colon and rectum, to emerge as POO!"


Blimey says the little boy - where the hell does Tigger come from then?????

[gremlin]

Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees.
Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks, 'Dad, what's love juice?'
Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex.
Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement.
Dad says, 'So what were you watching?'
Billy says, 'Wimbledon.'