Cake

[NewMon]

For all you cake lovers out there...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/magazinemonitor/crunch_creep/

"The British are turning to cake to cheer themselves up in the face of mounting gloom."

Good old 'Blitz Spirit' eh?

[slob]

I think Mand is having a particularly hard time with the credit crunch.

[Nonnie]

You're right slob.

However, apparently, a mouthful of cake is all it takes to cheer her up.

[bigredduke]

You're right slob.

However, apparently, a mouthful of cake is all it takes to cheer her up.

But only if it's cake with a creamy filling

[Mand]

You're right slob.

However, apparently, a mouthful of cake is all it takes to cheer her up.

This is true and Dave gets particular enjoyment out of watching me eat cake as well....

[squiffything]

Jeez is this thread turning into a Carry On sketch or what.

Mand you have your cake and eat him

[squiffything]

whoops eat IT!!

[Nonnie]

This is true and Dave gets particular enjoyment out of watching me eat cake as well....


Is he one of those feeder types???

[ladybird]

Is he one of those feeder types???

they're definitely quite wrong

[logyk]

I am shocked by the depths of depravity being plumbed by some of the contributors to this thread. How can right thinking members of society stoop so low !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I for one believe that if ostensibly upright members of society wish to eat cake they should do it in private and not broadcast their unnatural habits to all and sundry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let us keep this sceptred isle clean and pure as the Good Lord intended.

Mr Mary Whitehouse.

[Snips]

I've been told that the cake I serve is smaller than average, but I try and make up for that with personalised decoration.

I can't help notice the disappointment though, and a preference for a bigger cake.

Cupcake

[mad_turnips]

try sharing you cake with more people snips am sure you will find somone who finds it filling enough not to want a bigger cake

[ladybird]

i think this thread needs a big FNAR

my cakes are big

[Nonnie]

Apparently my cakes look like fried eggs!

[Snips]

Apparently my cakes look like fried eggs!

Haven't you wandered into the breadcake / bap territory?

[CK & AK]

My cakes are large & perfect

CK

[Nonnie]

Ladybird started it. "Cakes" mean a lot of things eh?

I did squash my baps at the supermarket the other day though.

[ladybird]

Ladybird started it. "Cakes" mean a lot of things eh?

I did squash my baps at the supermarket the other day though.

did not :P
that master baker snips did



sorry, cupcake (i nearly went for cakeyboy, but it had to be said)

[squiffything]

....
that master baker snips did




Blimey it's gone into Masterbaking now! The first one who refers to spicy german sausages gets a Red card you have been warned.

[Mand]

Blimey it's gone into Masterbaking now! The first one who refers to spicy german sausages gets a Red card you have been warned.

ooo I'm partial to a bit of sausage.

[dam]

ooo I'm partial to a bit of sausage.

Cumberland or Chipolato?

[bigredduke]

ooo I'm partial to a bit of sausage.

Skinless or with skin?

[Mand]

Cumberland skinned with a splash of gravy of course.

[logyk]

cumberland Skinned With A Splash Of Gravy Of Course.




gravy !!!!!!

[Mand]

gravy !!!!!!

Well Phil, what do you have with your sausage? ;)

[ladybird]

i like mine battered

[squiffything]

i like mine battered

Eyes are watering now

[slob]

i Like Mine Battered

gravy!!!!!!!!!

[logyk]

Well Phil, what do you have with your sausage? ;)


Fortunately, Mand my diet precludes the eating of sauages !

[Snips]

Can't beat toad in the hole.

[ladybird (the gal with the small fonts) is doing a great job of upholding her .sig on this thread]

[squiffything]

Fortunately, Mand my diet precludes the eating of sauages !

But you are allowed a little munch of puddin aren't you? We all need some hot sweet puddin now and again

[logyk]

I confess I am partial to a little sweetmeat ;)

[Mand]

and I have an weakness for meatballs.

[logyk]

and I have an weakness for meatballs.



Mand ....the Mistress of Smut

[NewMon]

Hehe. This is the longest thread on here I have ever started. And the one with the highest concentration of DE (Double Entendres). Obviously, I was going wrong previously by basing my subjects on Ducati Monsters!!!

[JMo]

Personally I like a good flapjack...

xxx

[Julie]

am i the only person who enjoys a good muffin?

[JMo]

You're up late... having a midnight snack? Munching in bed?

xxx

[logyk]

am i the only person who enjoys a good muffin?



Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....I can think of someone else who probably does too

[slob]

Grraaavvvvyyyyy!!!!!!

[JMo]

Grraaavvvvyyyyy!!!!!!

Do you roll over and go to sleep after shouting like that?!

xxx

[Mand]

Mand ....the Mistress of Smut

How very dare! I have merely expressed my liking for meatballs!

Shocked from Leicestershire.

[benson]

I have to confess to enjoying cake, muffins, sausages and baps.
Oh dear :biggrin:

[Mand]

I have to confess to enjoying cake, muffins, sausages and baps.
Oh dear :biggrin:

mmm I am partial to firm buns as well.

[benson]

Aaaah yes, but I think they are quite difficult to maintain....

[benson]

Especially in this damp weather.

[Mand]

This is true. Obviously a seasonal delicacy.

[ladybird]

I can't decide if I'm hungry or

[scrapps]

I can't decide if I'm hungry or

Mmm ladybird I am sure i could get you a bit of that cake from last week :thumbsup: not sure what bit ! :chuckle: