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russ77
02-09-2008, 09:25 PM
What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony [toe-knee]

Yeah? No? Sorry.
ladybird
02-09-2008, 09:27 PM
what's brown and sticky?

a stick
Arbeia
02-09-2008, 11:09 PM
What do you call an egyptian taxi driver??

Toot`nkumoot!
mad_turnips
02-09-2008, 11:18 PM
whats pink and hard .....

a pig with a flick knife
Mostro69
03-09-2008, 08:43 AM
Where does a General keep his armies?

Up his sleevies.
giler
03-09-2008, 09:43 AM
Where are the Andies?

On the end of your wristies.
squiffything
03-09-2008, 10:50 AM
whats black n white n red all over - a sunburnt penguin
alreadyinuse
03-09-2008, 11:56 AM
whats green and smells like bacon?


Kermitts middle finger.
Mrs Soup
03-09-2008, 12:56 PM
what's red and sits in the corner?

A naughty bus
alreadyinuse
03-09-2008, 01:00 PM
what goes black white black white black white?

a penguin doing sommersaults.
dam
03-09-2008, 02:31 PM
Whats pink and hard in the morning?







The Financial Times Crossword :spin:
squiffything
03-09-2008, 03:02 PM
Whats pink and hard in the evening?




a pig with a flick knife disobeying his ASBO