best headline ever

[gremlin]

http://www.myfoxdc.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail;jsessionid=34162DE599AAA8F59CD34C29C8656024 ?contentId=5657259&version=3&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=1.1.1&sflg=1 :scratch:

[Black Ferret]

If you don't mind me asking. How did you...err...stulmble across that story?

[w108rna]

I hope the Police got to the bottom of it?

[Blah blah]

I see that he had a crack at hiding crack in his crack (just for the crack)...