New forum game

[squiffything]

Fancy some daft/witty game playing?? This came from another forum I visit and is a bit of a giggle it could rival the song thread :)

Rules are simple...
Post a lie about the previous poster...
It can be anything you like, but, as in every human endeavour, the more ridiculous, the better.

Examples:

Bob Sings Barry Manilow songs in the shower.

Hilda Goes into bookshops and stealthily razors the last page out of thrillers.


So, someone gets first pop at me and so on. Please have a go and keep it going guys.

[ricky]

squiffything gets there name from the sport of baby rabbit killing, generaly known as 'squiffying' which involves tying baby rabbits to the inside of the back wheel on ducati monsters and attempting to dislodge it by high speeds and fast cornering!!:eek: :cens:

[squiffything]

Ricky is not 5'2 he's really a giant of a man but he ties his legs up and walks on his knees to make him look smaller than he really is. Also his Irish accent is not real he has an on board computer similar to Stephen Hawkins that converts all he says into an irish accent so that he can attract the ladies.

[mad_turnips]

Squiffything suvives long days in the office by painting themself blue and trying to hide in the water fountain

[CK & AK]

Contrary to beliefs, madturnips is not a student, but an illiterate carrot farmer whom gets up to mischief with all root vegetables :eek:

[Nonnie]

Charlotte and Alan are in fact the same person. They suffer a multiple personality disorder which also includes a young Armenian called "Zabla" and a gypsy called "Ariadne" who can often be found in the local high street giving out pieces of doughnuts pretending to be Jesus.

[Kato]

Nonnie claiming to be trapped in some kind of lysergically induced space time continuum was found wondering through Norfolk with a red Indian looking for Jim Morrison

[squiffything]

Kato now infamously known for his fetish for tazer guns is often found wired up to his girlfriends microwave in order to recieve the Gadget show direct to his brain without the need to switch on the telly

[neilbaldry]

squiffything is actually a gentleman ladykiller. after wooing his victim of high society, he dons his favourite pvc gimpsuit and and kills them by slow and painful boredom

[w108rna]

Neil can only wear his hat at a sideways angle because his head is a special shape!!!

[mad_turnips]

w108rna is a prostitute robot from the future sent back to entertain Bernard in his shop

[ricky]

w108rna is a prostitute robot from the future sent back to entertain Bernard in his shop

and mad turnips knows this and they are lovers!!

[CK & AK]

and mad turnips knows this and they are lovers!!


Ricky is really a little green man from Mars, who is only 2 feet tall. He is typing his messages tonight on his handheld blackberry from the restaurant where he is (allegedly) at for a valentines meal.........:on:

[ricky]

Ricky is really a little green man from Mars, who is only 2 feet tall. He is typing his messages tonight on his handheld blackberry from the restaurant where he is (allegedly) at for a valentines meal.........:on:

CK flirts with men on other threads!!!:booze:

[CK & AK]

CK flirts with men on other threads!!!:booze:

Thats not a fib!!! :p

[ricky]

CK is NOT loving all the male attention:D

[mad_turnips]

ricky was once a body double for tom cruise and used in the alien abduction experiments but the scenes were cut due to ricky enjoying the probe

[squiffything]

Mad Turnips is not his real name It's actually Mad Tulips due to his mother and father stemming from the flower power generation of the sixties. He was originally just plain old tulips but the drugs taken by his parents in their heyay and at the time of his conception kicked in when he was five and have haunted him throughout his school years and adult life.

[Rogerg]

squiffything can finish a game of connect 4 in three moves

[Nonnie]

Rogerg is a prominent member of the Scientology movement and outranks John Travolta. He is currently working on a top secret plan to oust Tom Cruise, marry Katie Holmes and create the new Hubbard baby.

[CK & AK]

Nonnie is the secret daughter of Maggie Thatcher, who had an assignation with David Essex. This is why Nonnie is a really prompt person who always remembers everything, including basic things like going to work ;)

C

[mad_turnips]

ck and ak are realy one person but the consumption of to many hash cakes has has split the fragile little mind

[ricky]

once apon a time there was a turnip, not a normal turnip, this one had a disease, a very bad disease, it made turnip juice but no one wanted it, it made turnip ice cream but every one was sick, this made turnip mad........ :confused: so he joined an online motorbike owners forum to have some friends!!:biggrin:

[JerryXt]

Ricky sells male sex toys for a living

[gremlin]

jerryxt is hung like a donkey

[ricky]

Ricky sells male sex toys for a living

its supposed to be a lie mate!!

(i can send videos of me demonstrating the 'male pleasure toys' for free, just send your sort code and account no to.........)

and jerry you know all this as i sent you all the details in your last 6 orders!!!

[Rogerg]

ricky counted to infinity....twice

[ricky]

rogerg thinks you can count to infinity..... twice

[Rogerg]

ricky can slam a revolving door

[mad_turnips]

rogerg was infact the first man on the moon and can confirm that there were already monster tyre marks there