hhmunro
30-01-2008, 03:09 PM
God comes down again a few days later, saying he has a couple more improvements, who wants what...
First he says, 'who wants to pee standing up?"
This proves too much for Adam, who throws his hand in the air, jumps in front of Eve, and yells 'ME...ME...ME'
Eve backs down, and God grants the wish, and Adam ,jus' wild with joy, tears off into Eden to try this new feature out...
Once he has gone God and Eve exchange a look, and God says,
'Right, now who wants multiple orgasms?'
First he says, 'who wants to pee standing up?"
This proves too much for Adam, who throws his hand in the air, jumps in front of Eve, and yells 'ME...ME...ME'
Eve backs down, and God grants the wish, and Adam ,jus' wild with joy, tears off into Eden to try this new feature out...
Once he has gone God and Eve exchange a look, and God says,
'Right, now who wants multiple orgasms?'