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16-01-2008, 07:33 PM
I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".

"Wow!" I was flabbergasted.

"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older, and a bit greyer , and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."

She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".

"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.

She teased me saying that tubby, grey haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.

Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"

So I told her to fug off.
Mostro69
17-01-2008, 02:48 PM
That's funny. After reading it I emailed my wife with that text, as if I wrote it.

Fingers crossed.
DavidEJM
17-01-2008, 02:57 PM
Fingers crossed.

For what? :twak:
Mostro69
17-01-2008, 03:01 PM
For what? :twak:

For the joke being taken as such and therefore not being killed.
Mostro69
17-01-2008, 03:02 PM
My wife's reply:

"And that is an old joke. Congratulations, you are now officially a fully fledged DAD telling old, Dad jokes."
J.P
17-01-2008, 03:06 PM
My wife's reply:

"And that is an old joke. Congratulations, you are now officially a fully fledged DAD telling old, Dad jokes."

That's better than the old joke you started the thread with !!
Devil Child
18-01-2008, 09:39 AM
That's better than the old joke you started the thread with !!

'Specially with your new signature/tag thingy :D
Nonnie
18-01-2008, 09:45 AM
My wife's reply:

"And that is an old joke. Congratulations, you are now officially a fully fledged DAD telling old, Dad jokes."

Do you do the "Dad Dance" at weddings as well?

Look and learn son, look and learn!