gjfevans
05-12-2007, 10:54 PM
Thabo hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of my life, between the
legs of my wife!"
That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his
wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night."
She said, "Aye, what was your toast?" Thabo said, "Here's to spending the rest of my
life, sitting in church beside my wife." "Oh that is very nice indeed, Thabo!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of Thabo's toasting buddies on the street corner. The
man chuckled leeringly and said, "Thabo won the prize, the other night, with a toast
about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye and I was a bit surprised myself! You know, he's only been there twice!
Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
legs of my wife!"
That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his
wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night."
She said, "Aye, what was your toast?" Thabo said, "Here's to spending the rest of my
life, sitting in church beside my wife." "Oh that is very nice indeed, Thabo!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of Thabo's toasting buddies on the street corner. The
man chuckled leeringly and said, "Thabo won the prize, the other night, with a toast
about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye and I was a bit surprised myself! You know, he's only been there twice!
Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."