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S4Rs-Tone
22-11-2007, 07:02 PM
im going to have a :booze: , before i admit to my bitches issues. i have a golden retriever/lab mix who has been doctored. heres the prob are you ready ------------------------------- she gets her basket blanket and humps it like shes the male lead in some sought of porn movie . any 1 out there know why she does this ? other than she can.:worried: :worried: :worried: :ymca:
Scotty
22-11-2007, 07:07 PM
an itch she just can't scratch ?
barbican
22-11-2007, 07:32 PM
Yep a nieghbours dog did exactly the same thing, except he hadn't been doctored - crispy blanket!

Tone she's frustrated, and there's only one cure!
ricky
22-11-2007, 07:34 PM
get her a 'rabbit' for christmas!! self love for dogs!!! :chuckle:
SazzaG
22-11-2007, 07:37 PM
Our two bitches do that as well (to each other), despite one of them having been done. Always seem keen to do it in the driveway when people are walking past.

Great, lesbian dogs!
JerryXt
22-11-2007, 09:29 PM
we had two neutered male cats who wre always b****ing each other. Runny thing was they could never work out who should be on top...
Darry
22-11-2007, 11:38 PM
They all do that Sir!
gremlin
23-11-2007, 01:36 AM
My last neutered tom cat used to get into the zone with my daughters toy rabbit. His original chum was my non neutered tom who used to lie back and take it which was really bizarre, unfortunately he got run over while out on the tiles one night so Morgan took to the rabbit.
My gran had a horrible Yorkie x Jack Russell which used to hump her footstool. The stool was always in the corner with one of those blankets made of knitted squares folded up on it and the dog used to go at it hammer and tongs with my gran totally oblivious while the rest of us cried with laughter.
Your dog could always be filmed for You've Been Framed I'm sure it would get shown and you could have new monnie bits!
Darry
23-11-2007, 08:28 AM
My parents once got a dog from a dog rescue place... turned out it had been bred for fighting (not good 4 a family with 3 kids!) so had to be returned... anyhow, as well as fighting it would shag anything... I once saw it humping the ironing board (doggy style) up against a wall! :eyepopping:

Darry
gremlin
23-11-2007, 10:37 AM
be thankful you dont have a goose :D :D :D
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j82/spankey666/goose532x400.jpg
S4Rs-Tone
23-11-2007, 10:53 AM
gissum stuffing , i prefer sage and onion
JerryXt
23-11-2007, 11:20 AM
that reminds me of my old mongrel Ben. I named him after a mate because they both used to get Biblical with anything. Of the same species.

He used to get his lipstick out and wink at my sister in law. Ben the dog, clearly.
Thumper
23-11-2007, 12:43 PM
PMSL @ Gremlins pic :D

Poppy my staffy bitch had been doctored and she jumped on the sofa arms, her blanket, teddy bears, peoples legs... see, yours aint that bad.... yet LOL

We eventually bought her a massive teddy to hump and told her off when she did it elsewhere. Problem sorta solved.

G'Luck with it.
Plum
26-11-2007, 10:09 AM
Wish my bitch would hump me........we are talking about wives here arent we?




Whoops!
Darry
26-11-2007, 10:50 AM
Wish my bitch would hump me........we are talking about wives here arent we?




Whoops!

I heard she gives out all the time... :look: maybe its just you?:chuckle:
Plum
26-11-2007, 09:55 PM
Yeah must be me. I dont think its the sarcasm, cheek and wit......must be my aftershave!