tootsnpurple
22-11-2007, 05:03 PM
A man approached the Pearly Gates, and appeared before St. Peter.
'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked
him.
'Well, I can think of one thing', the man offered. 'Once, on a trip to
Te Atatu out in West Auckland, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were
threatening a young woman.'
'I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I
approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker, and smacked
him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw
it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the $#!% out of
all of you!'
St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'
'Just a couple of minutes ago.':toilet:
'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked
him.
'Well, I can think of one thing', the man offered. 'Once, on a trip to
Te Atatu out in West Auckland, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were
threatening a young woman.'
'I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I
approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker, and smacked
him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw
it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the $#!% out of
all of you!'
St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'
'Just a couple of minutes ago.':toilet: