What's wrong with this site?

[JerryXt]

It's sooooo slow at the moment. And that's not because I forgot to pay my broadband bill. Which I did.

Is it just me?

[Mand]

Must be you. It is running at normal speed for me.

[CK & AK]

its because you got yourself a custardy slow 2nd bike Jerry :p

C

ps: no speed probs here at work today! :)

[JerryXt]

must be me then. Coffee withdrawl symptoms. Sense of humour failure, if you didn't know already...

BTW, my Bank of England app worked perfectly! Money well earned.

[banditloon]

And that's not because I forgot to pay my broadband bill. Which I did.

Is it just me?

No I forgot to pay my broadband bill too!

[Nonnie]

Mine has been slow yesterday and a couple of days ago it wouldn't load the site at all.

I had put it down to the Rural Electricity Hamster not running fast enough.

It was down to 18 REH's instead of the usual 54.

[David Matthews]

I've found that it is very slow at times. A few days ago I noticed there was no activity overnight until eightish in the morning

[Thumper]

Slow at times verging on non existent at other times ie. page cannot be displayed, just error 404's on me and times itself out.

I also fed the Sky Plus man this month so figured there were just so many Monster lovers out there that the site had reached its bandwidth... or somit technical like that ;)

[ladybird]

i get complete timeouts sometimes, home or work

[JerryXt]

ok, can someone tell Stuart? Terry, Benson, mods? Anyone there???

[fatbloke]

ok, can someone tell Stuart? Terry, Benson, mods? Anyone there???

Dont look at me I dont work here anymore


But you're right Jerry its a disgrace!! after all look at all the money we all pay
into the club you would expect a better service.

oh no hang on thats right its fecking FREE!!!!!

[crust]

Dont look at me I dont work here anymore


But you're right Jerry its a disgrace!! after all look at all the money we all pay
into the club you would expect a better service.

oh no hang on thats right its fecking FREE!!!!!

this site, free

before you started it you had a full head of hair and a proper sized stomach

:p Crust

[CK & AK]

before you started it you had a full head of hair and a proper sized stomach

:p Crust

says the man with an extending stomach & hair thats getting mislaid..... ;)

[JerryXt]

Dont look at me I dont work here anymore


But you're right Jerry its a disgrace!! after all look at all the money we all pay
into the club you would expect a better service.

oh no hang on thats right its fecking FREE!!!!!

hey, steady on mate! No criticism was meant.

[CK & AK]

Strangely enough, Jerry must have sent vibes to our house!

Couldnt access the site for the last 20 mins :confused: all fine now tho :)

[JerryXt]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/58/Sith_lightning.jpg/350px-Sith_lightning.jpg

[barbican]

Last night I couldn't gat on the site, it was taking 20 mins to get a page, and often timeout or DB error. Somethings getting sick in the site somewhere

So Jerry stop sending out those vibes man

[CK & AK]

and then no access (page wouldnt load) from 9.35pm last night.... tried a few times till 10.45 but gave up :(
Fine this morning tho

[banditloon]

I think it's a cold weather problem..

Pour some Pro FST into the CD-rom drive (or DVD drive if you are posh) and all will be fine :p :chuckle:

[David Matthews]

The site really has got a true Ducati character, better than the rest when tis working but prone to the odd glitch.

[Didge]

I use Firefox, and have no problem.:) *Smug*

[Mostro69]

IT'S BACK! A whole weekend without UKMOC, I was starting to get the jitters.

[Nonnie]

Hello everyone!

Twasn't the Rural Electricity Hamster after all then.

[benson]

Well I think it was something to do with the full moon...Actually I've been away and couldn't access the site remotely from where I was - oh no - I wasn't trying so that's why!!! Not sure what's been the matter with it really - and I wouldn't be able to do anything about it because I'm a twit when it comes to computers!!! I can do shopping and e mailing and itunes and iphoto but not a lot else - what a great help I am!!!

How many days til Xmas Nonnie???

Yahooo - now that's the important stuff!!!!!

[Nonnie]

[QUOTE=benson;232909]How many days til Xmas Nonnie???

/QUOTE]

Lookee see belowee!

[Kato]

WhoooHoooo its working again ........thought I'd been banned:chuckle:

[JerryXt]

hahahahahaha, me too :D

[ricky]

jesus i never thought of that!!!:dunce: was starting to get annoyed, like really annoyed! isnt it funny the way you dont realise how much you enjoy reading other peoples dribble (i mean intelligent conversation) until you cant anymore!!!:worried:

anyway hi all again!!!

[S4Rs-Tone]

i couldnt get on this site or ducatisti for 2 days, got lots more done .

[gremlin]

Glad I'm not the only person to get withdrawal symptoms, I though I was being a bit of a numpty! Glad we're all back .

[jerry]

I could not login to this site for 3 days and it is still very slow , was the server down, does anyone know what happened.?

Jerry

[Thumper]

The rubber band broke?

Everything seems fine for me now, logged on last night and this morning no problems.

[jerry]

The rubber band broke?

Everything seems fine for me now, logged on last night and this morning no problems.

That would be a DUcati part then!

yeah its running well now.

jerry