The Taxi Driver

[gremlin]

A taxi passenger leaned over and tapped the driver on his shoulder to ask a question. The driver screamed,lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up a footpath and stopped centimetres from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said "look mate don't ever do that again you scared the bejeesus out of me".
The passenger apologised and said "I didn't realise a little tap would scare you so much".
The driver replied, "sorry it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years".:D :D