M600 Cafe for sale (kylie)

[Paranoid Dave]

Chances are slim selling it on here I think but if you know of anyone who might want her, she is for sale and 100 ready to fly the nest.
M600 (dark)
18k miles
DP tank
Rearsets,
Twin headlight and evil screen
Crash Bungs
Custom back end
One off stainless system
twin disc conversion and fork upgrade
Full Service history

Looking for a loving home.
Interested...

01473 226483

[slob]

a hundred quid?

[Gadget]

a hundred quid?

For that would you DD her.

[benson]

Oh god - Kylie in the DD - PLEASE Mr Slob - DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!!!!!

[Yorkie]

PD,

Good luck in selling her, i hope she stays in the club!!

Yorkie.

[slob]

Methinks she's too modified for DD, the reduction in seat rails alone renders her illegal. Now, if I could get me hand on PuddingHead's Monster that would be another story...

[benson]

Maybe we could have a Team Crumble sponsored DD bike!!!!!

[Nonnie]

Yay! Let's do it.

I see a whole new weekend activity opening up before our eyes!

xx

p.s. Check your emails Rach, having a crisis! (albeit an amusing one)

[benson]

E mails read and returned oh gorgeous one!!!!!

How much would it cost us to buy the bike? I've got about £30 til pay day if that's any good - seriously though it would be such fun - Slob can ride and repair it (possibly at the same time) I can do tea, Nonnie can do tea too, Thuli can do tea, Puddinghead can do tea and Rod and PD can




















do tea as well....

Oh god - would we have to know about bikes? I can put duct tape round broken things and polish to a good shine!!!!!

[scrumpster]

E mails read and returned oh gorgeous one!!!!!

How much would it cost us to buy the bike? I've got about £30 til pay day if that's any good - seriously though it would be such fun - Slob can ride and repair it (possibly at the same time) I can do tea, Nonnie can do tea too, Thuli can do tea, Puddinghead can do tea and Rod and PD can


do tea as well....

Oh god - would we have to know about bikes? I can put duct tape round broken things and polish to a good shine!!!!!

And what about me the shingled one :o Can I not do tea or maybe make cakes?

Good luck with your sale PD, I'm sure she will go to a good home :D

[benson]

Oh mate I'm sorry I missed you off - how completely crap of me - and oh god - have you got shingles - POOR YOU!!!!!!! I really hope you haven't cos it's horrid but I send you a great big hug and hope you feel better soon - and yes, you can do whatever job you like - perhaps even making the tea!!!!!

[Nonnie]

Sharon, you're prime cake making lady. I shall make c0cktails, Rod can do smoothies, Shirley can design his new racing leathers and matching helmet, perhaps a new paint scheme for Kylie, Dave can probably make it and Rachel, you can wear t shirts with our advertising on. My God, it's all planned. I too have about 30 quid though so that's a bit crap.

Blimey Scrummy, have you really got shingles?

[scrumpster]

Yes I have got shingles, I get it when I am down or stressed, it's called Ramsay Hunt Syndrome, you get it in the mouth, not pleasant but I'm on the horse pills so should hopefully calm down soon :) Oh and I've got about -£30 so no good whatsoever!!

[benson]

That's sixty squids then - come on PD and Puddinghead - let us have the bike!!! I'll make hearty chicken soup too - you know, like a good Yiddisha girly!!!

[benson]

Blimey - that's nearly a hundred now!!! Blimey - Team Crumble could launch the flying custard....Literally!!!:dizzy:

[scrumpster]

That's sixty squids then - come on PD and Puddinghead - let us have the bike!!! I'll make hearty chicken soup too - you know, like a good Yiddisha girly!!!

Err no we'd be on zero cos i have minus £30 :worried:

[slob]

right, hijack over, since her great little rear end means she's not elligible to race but she is for sale

DOES ANYONE WANT TO BUY KYLIE?

sorry Dave

GWS Sharon.

[benson]

How does that work then? And by the way - really hope you feel better soon - that sounds really unpleasant so I hope the tablets kick in soon...
xxxxxxxxxx

[benson]

Yes sorry - please will someone buy kylie (about to start e mailing PD and Puddinghead to nag...)

[scrumpster]

BUY KYLIE OR I'LL SPREAD MY SHINGLES!!

[Nonnie]

That's pleasant Sharon!

Sorry Dave, for anyone who wants to buy Kylie, just do it. She's pretty special.

[squiffything]

Erm I'm not sure if this should be posted on this thread but I can make a pretty good cup of tea should it be required........

Good luck selling the sexiest named bike in the forum Dave hope the buyer appreciates all the hard work put into her to make her one of the most individual Monnies out there. Here's a thought have you asked Gilps yet he loves buying sexy one off monsters he could happily find room for her in his mansion

[Paranoid Dave]

I don't mind the odd hijack, so long as it keeps the thread alive and high on the new posts list who cares...

She's in the local paper next week, theres a few ads up in town, we'll see what happens.

[Paranoid Dave]

Still for sale, an offer over £1600 and we're in buisness. Either that or you'd have to be very good at arm twisting or have something really fab to add to the deal but nothing so big shirley wont mind ;)

[giler]

Sell me the clip ons?

[Stafford]

Sell me the clip ons?

You're too old, you're back will snap :eyepopping:

[giler]

You're too old, you're back will snap :eyepopping:

The more forward riding postion would let me rest beer belly on the tank

[Gilps]

You're too old, you're back will snap :eyepopping:

hee hee hee

[Stafford]

The more forward riding postion would let me rest beer belly on the tank

Why don't you buy a Triumph 5TA with a tank rack then?
You could use it weekends as a BBQ :mand: