iTit

[gremlin]

I.T.I.T
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Subject: Apple computer chip (UNCLASSIFIED)


Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.

The iTit will cost £199 or £299 depending on size.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them
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[gjfevans]

I would certainly like to listen to those especially through the head phones

[gremlin]

MMM suffocation may be an issue.:mand: :mand:

[gjfevans]

I would be OK with the £199 size after all more than a ear full is a waste.
(I think I got that right)

[gremlin]

I suppose a snorkal could be an optional extra with the larger size.

[gjfevans]

mmmm Although I do like the idea of surround sound