Oh, stuff this....

[yeharrr]

....I'm going down the offlicence.
Cabernet merlot for us tonight.
Could be like the song title game: Name your drink of the night.
So it would go like this.
Cabernet merlot - Rosemount

[Mand]

....I'm going down the offlicence.
Cabernet merlot for us tonight.
Could be like the song title game: Name your drink of the night.
So it would go like this.
Cabernet merlot - Rosemount

Going down the offie? Bit late aren't you? :chuckle:

Cheap s h i t lager washing down a home made chilli!

[gremlin]

Home made plum killer stuff!! Had very busy day. Up at 3 down to Portsmouth to pick up tools, to Surbiton and Mitcham to do odd jobs, and Kingston to pick up dresser. Just about finished removing stuff from old dresser and sideboard and cramming it in new dresser! Can't face taking stuff outside tonight. His nibs is snoring on the sofa so I may as well indulge.

[Headhunter]

Châteaux Belgrave, '97 Just doing my bit to help clean out the ol' man's cellar.

Any other night it would be a 4pack of Red Stripe and down da pub with the lads.

[Mand]

Belgrave - '97 Just doing my bit to help clean out the ol' man's cellar.

Posh fella! :booze:

[Headhunter]

Posh fella! :booze:


Oh contraire. Just back at the parents' house and thought I'd help myself. Looked like a good one to me. Nice label = nice wine - surely??? :chuckle:

[Mand]

Oh contraire. Just back at the parents' house and thought I'd help myself. Looked like a good one to me. Nice label = nice wine - surely??? :chuckle:

Tea leaf! :chuckle:

[Robot]

....I'm going down the offlicence.
Cabernet merlot for us tonight.
Could be like the song title game: Name your drink of the night.
So it would go like this.
Cabernet merlot - Rosemount

Special Brew

Carlsberg

[Mand]

Special Brew

Carlsberg

What a pikey!

Snap!

[Headhunter]

Game of pool anyone?

[Robot]

What a pikey!

Snap!

I'll tarmac yer drive missus !

[Mand]

I'll tarmac yer drive missus !

I'll fight yer for your caravan!

[Robot]

I'll fight yer for your caravan!

My cock's ready for fightin'

[Mand]

My cock's ready for fightin'

I'm starvin' my pit bull ready to savage your cock.

[Robot]

I'm starvin' my pit bull ready to savage your cock.

I surrender ! (to your womenly charms)

[Mand]

I surrender ! (to your womenly charms)

Hooray! Now would you like to buy some lucky heather? :chuckle:

[Robot]

Hooray! Now would you like to buy some lucky heather? :chuckle:

If you'll check out my dishcloths & pegs!

[Mand]

If you'll check out my dishcloths & pegs!

I could do with some pegs...... :chuckle:

[banditloon]

D'ya like dawgs???

[Robot]

I could do with some pegs...... :chuckle:

You can never have too many pegs.

[banditloon]

Bottle of Jack Daniels, Most Haunted on the telly... Haynes book of lies on the floor, life is grand in my penthouse suite....

;)

[Mand]

Bottle of Jack Daniels, Most Haunted on the telly... Haynes book of lies on the floor, life is grand in my penthouse suite....

;)

Penthouse suite.... I am glad I have garden.

[Robot]

Penthouse suite.... I am glad I have garden.

Have You Got Moles ?

[yeharrr]

Penthouse? It must be tiring lugging the bike up all those stairs.

[Mand]

Have You Got Moles ?

Only next to my freckles.

[Robot]

Only next to my freckles.

Who is Freckles ? The cat ?

[yeharrr]

Ah, the wine has breathed for long enough now.
Ah, new thought...Screw cap or cork? They say screw caps stop it getting corked and spoiling; but it just reminds me too much of being 15 and drinking thunderbird. It just seems, well like that bandit/ducati nonsese in Dany's post.

[Robot]

Ah, the wine has breathed for long enough now.
Ah, new thought...Screw cap or cork? They say screw caps stop it getting corked and spoiling; but it just reminds me too much of being 15 and drinking thunderbird. It just seems, well like that bandit/ducati nonsese in Dany's post.

QC Sherry behind the library!

[banditloon]

Penthouse? It must be tiring lugging the bike up all those stairs.

:chuckle:

That's what the lift is for :thumbsup: :chuckle:

[banditloon]

Ah, the wine has breathed for long enough now.
Ah, new thought...Screw cap or cork? They say screw caps stop it getting corked and spoiling; but it just reminds me too much of being 15 and drinking thunderbird. It just seems, well like that bandit/ducati nonsese in Dany's post.

The more JD I drink, the more I like that Blandit / Ducati thing....

[gjfevans]

I am sure glad I had a drink before I read this thread otherwise I would have been completly confused, but somehow several bottles of larger make it all seem reasonable:booze:

[Mand]

Just read the thread again, stone cold sober, lordy I talk some s h i t e when I have had a beer! :chuckle:

[benson]

Prosecco - very very cold and very very nice...

[benson]

but right now it's strong black coffee as my shed paint dries!

[Nonnie]

I'm gonna have me a cider.

7.8%, can't be bad. Rats at the bottom of the barrel stuff here I can assure you.

I did fancy a game of pool.

[benson]

I've got two bottles of Koppaberg pear cider in the fridge and it's fanbloodytastic - as soon as I'm out of the bath which I'm getting into in a mo I'll be having one/both/anything alcoholic I can get my paws on!

Pikeys of the world unite and bring yer pegs, yer heather and yer cousins down my van and we'll set this town alight...no really - we will....

[Blah blah]

I was going to have a dry night, but now all I can hear is the beer in the fridge calling for me...
Do they still sell thunderbird ???

[Mand]

Pikeys of the world unite and bring yer pegs, yer heather and yer cousins down my van and we'll set this town alight...no really - we will....

You called? San Miguel is now the order of the day.... :D

[gremlin]

I was staying off it too but his nibs wafted the evil brew in front of me. God I'm so weak willed. Trouble is we don't really know how strong it is, we tested some of our other home brew and it was 26%. All I know is it makes you squiffy pretty quickly and you do some very silly things.