Nonnie

[slob]

This sounds right up your street:
Nigel Tufnel has been "raising miniature horses to race but cannot find jockeys small enough to ride them"
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/04/26/spinal_tap_gig/

[Nonnie]

Blimey that's a coincidence isn't it? I've spent the last 15 years raising small jockeys but haven't found suitable equine companions for them. Wow! I'll get on to their agent right away.

Cheers Slob. You're a friend indeed.