Winalot diet

[neilp]

I was in Tesco the other day.....

I have a dog & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was
standing in line at the check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a
dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
it works is to load your pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat
one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally
complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been
sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so
hard as he staggered out the door.

[Bodybag]

Thats the funniest thing I've heard in ages. :D

[squiffything]

PMSL, Parker where did you get that new sense of humour from. This I would expect from your boy but not you. You are such a miserable old fart usually :)

[Headhunter]

Nicely done, Neil. Literally in tears after reading this.

Definitely one to forward to my mates.