White

[mrtony]

A son asks "Mum, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."
The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father. "Dad why are wedding dresses white?"
The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white."

[gremlin]

That's so old it's got hairs on it! I'm sure the other lasses on the site will have somethin to say about it too!

[Shandy]

Yeah but it still brings a smile to the face though :chuckle:

[mrtony]

Ireland suffered its worst air disaster recently when a light Cessna crashed into a cemetery.
Police have recovered 642 bodies so far and the search continues.

If just one person laughs,my job here is done!:chuckle:

[squiffything]

If just one person laughs,my job here is done!:chuckle:

No sorry I can't laugh at a disaster of that magnitude.....

That joke is so old it made me want to cry

[Redkite2]

I laughed, I hadn't heard either of them before :chuckle:

[Bodybag]

A son asks "Mum, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."
The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father. "Dad why are wedding dresses white?"
The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white."

What do you do when the wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you?

Shorten the chain.

And one to get all the feminists ranting and raving:

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice!.

:on:

What times that flight to Buenos Aires? :look: