As it seems to be a day of rude jokes...

[Manda]

Ann & Joe were out for a walk, Ann says " i need a p!ss" and goes behind a bush. Joe hears her knickers come down and feeling a bit kinky puts his hand through between her legs and feels something hanging. "Ann, have you changed sex?"

"No, she replies, ive changed my mind, im having a sh!t"

[Melnie Mouse]

ha ha oh no, i'm eating my sarnie eating this....!