Are you dancing?

[Bodybag]

A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"

The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you."

The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those clothes."

[russ77]

Nice one. Why can't I ever think on my feet like that? I'll probably get a chance to use the line on Friday night. Again