Team Crumble: APB

[Pudding-Head]

Local Police have issued an all points bulletin to Crumblies warning that there has been yet another escape from HMP Highpoint, Suffolk. One female prisoner is thought to be on the loose. She was originally apprehended in Wangford by the Fashion Police for sporting pale blue eyeshadow and a blonde Agnetha perm, circa 1976. She evaded capture by causing snow blindness in two offficers after flashing her silver lame, batwing jumpsuit (with sequinned detailing). When last seen, she was heading in the direction of Hunstanton and is thought to be seeking out her partners in crime for a pudding raid.

Am I a serious biker or what?!

Love me don't hate me.

[Paranoid Dave]

Something tells me we're gonna have to keep an eye on this one crumblies, a danger to us all. Maybe we could set a trap for her towards the end of this month, we could head to norfolk, wear tragic clothing, frequent a drinking establishment and Nonnie could knock up a crumble (pleeeeeeeeeeease). That should lure her out into the open and when least suspecting we could lynch her and turn her over to the filth for a fat reward.

Hurrah for serious bikers! :woot:

[benson]

Knowing me and knowing you - ah haaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[benson]

All set for the 26th my lovelies - can't bloomin wait!!!!!

[benson]

And yes Dave I am warbling - I have been practicing my life savers whilst singing Abba songs - very dramatic and rather cool es[ecially when combined with the hand movements.....

[Nonnie]

You'll neva take me aliive coppa

Nice avatar! Infact, best one on here.

You can never take biking seriously enough though.

[benson]

Seriously schmeariously....

With an avatarlike that pudding head needs to be given some sort of award...

I am impressed. in a serious sort of biker way...

:on: :on: :on:

[emily's driver]

Love the "Fag Ash Lil" look of the avatar. No hair net required either. Tres artistique. Granada television take note. Hilda Ogden has just been outclassed with panache and style. Welcome Pudding Head.

[Manda]

We need more good/funny avatars like Pudding-Head and Nonnies! Dont do serious!!!

[Paranoid Dave]

We need more good/funny avatars like Pudding-Head and Nonnies! Dont do serious!!!


says manda with pic of a bike for an avatar. :twak: Not that its not a nice bike or i'm being cruel to manda but let's start a revolution or even a competition to find the best avatar?

[Manda]

Ner ner ner ner ner!!

[Paranoid Dave]

:eyepopping: :eyepopping: :eyepopping: :eyepopping: :eyepopping:

I say, call the moderator, there's a bulge on this page.

[benson]

Or is Manda just pleased to see you???:mand:

[Manda]

says manda with pic of a bike for an avatar. :twak: Not that its not a nice bike or i'm being cruel to manda but let's start a revolution or even a competition to find the best avatar?
If you can have half naked women as your avatar then its only fair us girlies have something to drool over. Men in Ducati underwear, they say ducati parts are expensive :spin:

[benson]

silly enough avatar now?????

[gary tompkins]

Welcome to the club - sounds like you know a few on here already?

[Paranoid Dave]

you could say that Gary :D

[Manda]

Like the avatar Benson, and i see GaryN has changed his too!

[benson]

Well there's no hop[e for her really is there??? I still say we need team crumble t shirts with that avatar writ large upon them.....

[gary tompkins]

you could say that Gary :D

Is Pudding head your new laydee friend by any chance?

I know... I'm a nosey git :p

[Paranoid Dave]

you could say that Gary :D

[gary tompkins]

Nice - look forward to meeting her :thumbsup:

[Paranoid Dave]

are you sure, have you seen that avatar! :chuckle:

[Pudding-Head]

The photo wasn't taken from my best side. Velly nice to meet you all.

[benson]

Aaah yes but if you were choosing to hide from someone - I mean as if we knew anyone who would - it would be a good disguise - maybe this is what we have to take to Great Bentley next time!!!

Meanwhile, thinking of your deisre for new leathers, on ebay there are the most gorgeous ladies joe rocket jeans - and they're pink and black!!! How cool?????

[benson]

This is of course someone else entirely- but I do so like this smiley....Nonnie perhaps the other night???

[Paranoid Dave]

you mean when Dawn of the Dead appeared.

[benson]

I do indeed!!! How did you know??? And how do we add that smiley to the list of smileys available???

[Nonnie]

Oh My God, Dawn of the Dead. Jeez. How do I get myself into such fixes and pickles? I just don't understand it.

I think I must have shopped at Agressive Stalkers R Us or something. Hmmmmmmm. Time for a complete change of phone number, house number, bike and face.

[gary tompkins]

are you sure, have you seen that avatar! :chuckle:

Ok only if you promise not to let her out of the box.

She looks a bit severe - kinda like Barbie meets Prisoner cell block H?

I want my mummy :on:

[Nonnie]

Now, don't you dare call Shirley anything other than loverley. I love her. I mean, who wouldn't! Look at her lovely sweet face, she's lovely, really.

Shirly! I love you!

I cdouldn't keep a straight line back from the pub on my pushbike tonight. Bit drunk, oh well. off to bed with me.

I so giggle when I see that avatar. It's brilliant.

[Pudding-Head]

Thanks for the intel on the jeans, Benson. I'm putting Ebay under surveillance. Any lead on where I can get hold of tartan flares and Noddy Holder sidewhiskers?

[Pudding-Head]

Ok only if you promise not to let her out of the box.

She looks a bit severe - kinda like Barbie meets Prisoner cell block H?

I want my mummy :on:

There, there, Gary - or may I call you Gareth?

Fear not young one. If you ask nicely I may let you brush and bead my lovely laydee locks.

:biggrin:

[gary tompkins]

There, there, Gary - or may I call you Gareth?

Fear not young one. If you ask nicely I may let you brush and bead my lovely laydee locks.

:biggrin:

GT will do

[benson]

Right then Shirl - I reckon we need to go shopping to infinity on Great Portland Street - only a few minutes walk from the tube station and if memory serves me correctly its on the circle line......let me know when you are in London and I will surreptitiously work from home.....