Ducati Contraceptive

[nick40]

Any of the other male riders on this forum suffer from "Numb Plum" syndrome caused by vibrations through the tank and into your nether regions?

If so any recomendations, special pants etc that you have found useful.

Nick

[Zimbo]

Could this be one reason Monsters seem popular with the laydees then? :mand:

Not a problem I've encountered, I have to say.

[MIKE SANDERSON]

not me - slight numb rear after about 40 miles or so - maybe you're sitting too close to the tank cause you love it soooooo much ?

[Mand]

Special Pants! Try wearing a suit of armour maybe?

[Julie]

Special Pants! Try wearing a suit of armour maybe?

I heard one UKMOC MMM Member liked to ride out in her jeans because of the 'buzz' it gave her.............

[Mand]

I heard one UKMOC MMM Member liked to ride out in her jeans because of the 'buzz' it gave her.............


Shocking behaviour! :chuckle:

[sadbiker]

My missus always says she has a big red monster................

Her mum sat on it once and revved it a bit. Never seen a woman smile so much... Disgusting behaviour.

[scrumpster]

Could this be one reason Monsters seem popular with the laydees then? :mand:

Not a problem I've encountered, I have to say.


Saves a lot on batteries :mand:

[sadbiker]

Wonder if anyone has renamed theirs "rabbit"

[Zimbo]

Saves a lot on batteries :mand:

And, of course, you can say "well mine has a 600cc petrol engine :mand: "

[scrumpster]

And, of course, you can say "well mine has a 600cc petrol engine :mand: "


Of course tee hee, and it's a bit bigger than a rabbit!!!

[Zimbo]

What, "I keep mine in the garage" you mean? :mand:

[Plum]

It is said that many long distance cyclists have this problem too.....the cure.................discreet massage!:woot:

[Paranoid Dave]

with leather gloves and trousers, and sat in the middle of traffic, there's nothing discrete about it. Think of rossi on the grid.

[lord vader]

Yep, me plums are numb most rides! it's the pins and needles afterwards as they regain normallity that make my eyes water!:cry:

Sad to say no cure i know yet, unless you can train your self like old far eastern fighting monks to draw your twig and berries back in!!!:eek: :cens: