dustybin
29-06-2006, 03:50 PM
An Airline's Passenger Cabin Was Being Served By An Obviously Gay
Flight Attendant, Who Seemed To Put Everyone In A Good Mood As He Served
Them Food And Drinks.
As The Plane Prepared To Descend, He Came Swishing Down The Aisle
And Announced To The Passengers, "captain Marvey Has Asked Me To
Announce That He'll Be Landing The Big Scary Plane Shortly, So Lovely
People, If You Could Just Put Your Trays Up, That Would Be Super."
On His Trip Back Up The Aisle, He Noticed A Well-dressed Rather
Exotic Looking Woman Hadn't Moved A Muscle.
"perhaps You Didn't Hear Me Over Those Big Brute Engines. I Asked
You To Raise Your Trazy-poo, So The Main Man Can Pitty-pat Us On The
Ground."
She Calmly Turned Her Head And Said, "in My Country, I Am Called A
Princess. I Take Orders From No One."
To Which The Flight Attendant Replied, Without Missing A Beat,
"well, Sweet-cheeks, In My Country, I'm Called A Queen, So I Out Rank You.
Tray-up, Bitch.
Flight Attendant, Who Seemed To Put Everyone In A Good Mood As He Served
Them Food And Drinks.
As The Plane Prepared To Descend, He Came Swishing Down The Aisle
And Announced To The Passengers, "captain Marvey Has Asked Me To
Announce That He'll Be Landing The Big Scary Plane Shortly, So Lovely
People, If You Could Just Put Your Trays Up, That Would Be Super."
On His Trip Back Up The Aisle, He Noticed A Well-dressed Rather
Exotic Looking Woman Hadn't Moved A Muscle.
"perhaps You Didn't Hear Me Over Those Big Brute Engines. I Asked
You To Raise Your Trazy-poo, So The Main Man Can Pitty-pat Us On The
Ground."
She Calmly Turned Her Head And Said, "in My Country, I Am Called A
Princess. I Take Orders From No One."
To Which The Flight Attendant Replied, Without Missing A Beat,
"well, Sweet-cheeks, In My Country, I'm Called A Queen, So I Out Rank You.
Tray-up, Bitch.