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sjr999r
26-05-2006, 07:18 PM
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Ducati-supersport-750ss-Ducati-Monster-Streetfighter_W0QQitemZ4644182989QQcategoryZ9919QQ rdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
:chuckle:

gjfevans
26-05-2006, 07:38 PM
Less would certainly have been more in this case:toilet:

sjr999r
26-05-2006, 08:29 PM
2.5K start price.....mint orginal red ones dont make that kinda money:dunce:

Gilps
26-05-2006, 08:36 PM
that is the most hideous thing i have ever seen in my life. Whats so streetfighter about it? it looks like a bloody tourer. he must be on acid judging by that paint job. and the Fosters can? is he trying to be surreal or ironic. Either way, he's lost me.
he needs the money for his next project. A Puch Maxi chopper no doubt.

Bunny
26-05-2006, 08:42 PM
Paint job : not related to AK is he ???

bigredduke
26-05-2006, 09:06 PM
Maybe Ducati's should be subject to strict 'planning permission' laws to stop such travesties being committed in the first place?:chuckle:

sjr999r
26-05-2006, 09:14 PM
Yes........u must modifie with taste or u will be shot on site:chuckle:

Albie
26-05-2006, 10:49 PM
Paint job : not related to AK is he ???

Oooh steady. AKs is bloody gorgeous. Now I know you was joking right:rolleyes:

Dave G
26-05-2006, 10:58 PM
All it takes to ruin the looks of a Gsxr is a set of purple anodised bolts.
This guy has put real effort into wrecking a classy bike,the only thing he missed was a burburry paint job!

Kiwi
27-05-2006, 01:39 AM
was looking for a 900ss but definitely not that one

gary tompkins
27-05-2006, 12:57 PM
Maybe Ducati's should be subject to strict 'planning permission' laws to stop such travesties being committed in the first place?:chuckle:

Oh dear... nobody mentioned anything about planning permission :look: :on:

Mine is all bolt on though - does that help?

Back to the thread...

QUOTE: MrChavbike
Chain: new gold chain, front and rear sprockets (rear sprocket in gold metal flake) with red Anodised sprocket nuts

That guy needs help - a painted rear sprocket??? :fou:

ceedub
27-05-2006, 12:59 PM
:chuckle: Have you seen the sticker round the screen on the front?

Made me Larff!!

The real ducati monster indeed.....

dazzi-b
27-05-2006, 02:11 PM
(speachless!!!!!) :biggrin:

sjr999r
27-05-2006, 02:37 PM
Oh dear... nobody mentioned anything about planning permission :look: :on:

Mine is all bolt on though - does that help?

Back to the thread...

QUOTE: MrChavbike
Chain: new gold chain, front and rear sprockets (rear sprocket in gold metal flake) with red Anodised sprocket nuts

That guy needs help - a painted rear sprocket??? :fou:

GT the difference between ur trike and that errr....'thing' is nite and bloody day bud,trike looks cool,better than the stuff down in Devon eg.the aircooled VW stuff...with shocking paiunt work and even more shocking drivers!!!:ymca: :ymca:

benson
28-05-2006, 11:37 AM
It truly is chav-tastic - bling city on wheels...well minted bro:cool:

CK & AK
28-05-2006, 11:58 AM
Paint job : not related to AK is he ???

Def not, that wouldnt get house room here :eek:

and soooo overpriced for what it is!

Bunny
28-05-2006, 04:11 PM
Paint job : not related to AK is he ???

This was refering to solely the phrase

"Painted in red, green and silver metal flake with holographic flake over the top"

I'm sure AK could make a decent bike out of this, but he'd have a lot of bits left over.
Sorry for any misunderstanding C + AK

Bunny

CK & AK
28-05-2006, 05:38 PM
No offence taken you old fart:D

you know AK's colour choices leave a lot to be desired..........:chuckle: :chuckle:

and he say ' he would have a lot of bits left over, cos at that mileage/age/price it would be in every single bit and on ebay as 'used parts' :D

c u in a couple of weeks Bunny:D

Bodybag
28-05-2006, 05:49 PM
He really has turned the front fairing into a not very scary face hasn't he. The bloke needs serious help and both his hands chopping off to prevent him doing anything else so nasty! Perhaps it got caught up in one of those car make over programmes, "Bling my 'wing" or "F**k up my Exup" or whatever they're called.

Bunny
28-05-2006, 07:31 PM
Not so much of the 'old' thank you ;)
Just because I'm gonna be a grandad next month

Nothing wrong with AK's choice of colour schemes anyway
Mine's being resprayed over the winter - how do you spell flourescent ?:chuckle:

CK & AK
28-05-2006, 07:38 PM
Not so much of the 'old' thank you ;)
Just because I'm gonna be a grandad next month

Nothing wrong with AK's choice of colour schemes anyway
Mine's being resprayed over the winter - how do you spell flourescent ?:chuckle:

oh, no! - not you too!

Is this the biker male symptom of middle age? - not the 'going after younger burds' , but having colour co-ordination probs! :D

C;)

ps: fluorescent what then?

Bunny
28-05-2006, 08:12 PM
I was thinking yellow with pink stripes ?

CK & AK
28-05-2006, 08:25 PM
I was thinking yellow with pink stripes ?

nearly as bad as AK's Harris Kwak turbo he had - Pink frame with purple forks/tank/seat pod - and luminous yellow wheels!:toilet:

lord vader
28-05-2006, 10:16 PM
Sweet jesus and the baby orphin's !!!!!
It's Hidious!

gjfevans
28-05-2006, 11:13 PM
Has he taken it off out of shame?

gary tompkins
29-05-2006, 04:30 PM
Has he taken it off out of shame?


No it's still there - just been re-listed (due to ebay's listing policy) whatever that bollox means? :confused:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Ducati-Supersport-750-SS-Real-Monster-Streetfighter_W0QQitemZ4644910538QQcategoryZ9919QQ rdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Maybe he had a little visit from the bad taste police? :twak:

stuartg
29-05-2006, 04:42 PM
I really like it, just put in a bid

stuartg
29-05-2006, 04:43 PM
Time for my medication now. I'll feel better later I'm sure.

You wouldnt catch me riding a colourful bike

gjfevans
29-05-2006, 05:58 PM
There has obviously been a lot of time and effort not to mention money gone into this project.
Which just goes to prove that money cannot buy you everything ie taste!

Rogerg
12-06-2006, 11:37 AM
I cannot believe it didn't sell.

here we go again.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Ducati-Supersport-750-SS-Real-Monster-Streetfighter_W0QQitemZ4648338051QQcategoryZ9919QQ rdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Roberto
12-06-2006, 07:40 PM
oh dear it just needs some under lighting :idea:

too fast.. too furious.. too nasty..

:twak: ....

benson
12-06-2006, 08:03 PM
Shouldn't we buy it as a mascot???:eek:

sjr999r
12-06-2006, 08:16 PM
buy it..put it back to the way the factory intended!!

gary tompkins
12-06-2006, 08:33 PM
oh dear it just needs some under lighting....

I agree - gallon of unleaded and a match should do the trick ;)

Tigerlily
13-06-2006, 01:34 AM
I know why people warn you not to click on links now..... not nice....not nice at all (why don't we have a puking smilie?!)



I think Gary's got the right idea :chuckle: