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Bodybag
19-05-2006, 02:03 PM
South African loses his leg in a gold mine accident...

"I'm fakked now!" he said.

"Who'd want a one legged gold digger?"...

"Not me" said Paul McCartney.

:mand:

Mr C
19-05-2006, 03:20 PM
Haa haa love it

eonan
19-05-2006, 03:46 PM
"Fakked" Heh heh...gotta love that South African accent :chuckle:

STIVH
19-05-2006, 08:53 PM
I lay upon a grassy bank

my hands were all a quiver,

I slowly undid her suspender belt

and her leg fell in the river


a poem.....................

by Sir Paul McCartney 2006.

nik_the_brief
20-05-2006, 03:02 PM
I understand she intends to buy a plane with some of her settlement.

Apparently she already has a shaver for the other leg.

I'll get me coat.

cheeky monkey
20-05-2006, 03:31 PM
her solicitor says she hasnt a leg to stand on.