Life's Views

[Chaos Inc.]

Optimists see the glass as half full.
Pessimists see the glass as half empty.
Us Cynics see the glass and wonder what's in it, who put it there, why they put it there, is it poisened and who's watching. Then we empty the glass into the toilet and throw throw the glass away. :freak:

[fatbloke]

Engineers say its the wrong size glass

[Chaos Inc.]

Engineers say its the wrong size glass
That's the spirit. :thumbsup: You know, that damned glass has been around my entire life and its just p*ssing me off.

[MilesB]

Engineers say its the wrong size glass
No, the glass is exactly the right size, with a Factor of Safety of 2 :biggrin:

[JamesH]

A politician would say that it's not the glass that's the problem at all, but the dismal amount of liquid that the previous administration has left it with.

James