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14-03-2006, 12:22 PM
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird
> >section and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem." The owner comes over and
> >asks if he can help them.
> >"Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,"
> >says Gerry. The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box.
> >
> >Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's
> >truck to drive to the top of the Connor Pass.
> >
> >At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says,
> >"Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the box, Puts
>
> >one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff.
> >
> >Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to the
>
> >bottom, killing himself stone dead. Looking down at the remains of his
> >best pal, Paddy shakes his head and says, "Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping
>
> >is too fook'n dangerous for me!"
> >
> >THERE'S MORE...
> >
> >Moment's later; Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass. He's been to the pet
> >shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another
> >cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in the other. "Hi, Paddy, Watch
>
> >dis," Seamus says.
> >
> >He takes a parrot from the box and lets him fly free. He then throws
> >himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun. Paddy watches as half
> >way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Seamus continues
> >to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone
>
> >in his body.
> >
> >Paddy shakes his head and says,
> >"And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either!"
> >
> >IT IS NOT OVER YET...
> >
> >Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean
> >appears.
> >
> >He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard box out of
> >which he pulls a chicken.
> >Sean then takes the chicken by its legs and hurls himself off the cliff
>
> >and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.
> >
> >Once more Paddy shakes his head. "Fook dat, lads. First dere was Gerry
> >with his budgie jumping, den Seamus parrotshooting... and now Sean and
> >his fook'n hengliding!"
> >section and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem." The owner comes over and
> >asks if he can help them.
> >"Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,"
> >says Gerry. The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box.
> >
> >Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's
> >truck to drive to the top of the Connor Pass.
> >
> >At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says,
> >"Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the box, Puts
>
> >one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff.
> >
> >Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to the
>
> >bottom, killing himself stone dead. Looking down at the remains of his
> >best pal, Paddy shakes his head and says, "Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping
>
> >is too fook'n dangerous for me!"
> >
> >THERE'S MORE...
> >
> >Moment's later; Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass. He's been to the pet
> >shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another
> >cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in the other. "Hi, Paddy, Watch
>
> >dis," Seamus says.
> >
> >He takes a parrot from the box and lets him fly free. He then throws
> >himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun. Paddy watches as half
> >way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Seamus continues
> >to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone
>
> >in his body.
> >
> >Paddy shakes his head and says,
> >"And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either!"
> >
> >IT IS NOT OVER YET...
> >
> >Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean
> >appears.
> >
> >He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard box out of
> >which he pulls a chicken.
> >Sean then takes the chicken by its legs and hurls himself off the cliff
>
> >and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.
> >
> >Once more Paddy shakes his head. "Fook dat, lads. First dere was Gerry
> >with his budgie jumping, den Seamus parrotshooting... and now Sean and
> >his fook'n hengliding!"