sadbiker
07-03-2006, 06:50 AM
REINCARNATION
Bryan came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he often
did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.
He gave a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange
man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe. "Who the
hell are you?" Demanded Brian, "and what are you doing in my bedroom?". The
mysterious Man answered "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter".
Brian was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much to live
for, I haven't said goodbye to my family.... you've got to send me back straight
away".
St Peter replied "Yes you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We can only
send you back as a dog or a hen." Brian was devastated, but knowing there was a
farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen.
A flash of light later he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking
the ground. "This ain't so bad" he thought until he felt this strange feeling
welling up inside him.
The farmyard rooster strolled over and said "So you're the new hen,how are you
enjoying your first day here?"
"It's not so bad" replies Brian, "but I have this strange feeling inside like
I'm about to explode".
"You're ovulating" explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never laid an
egg before".
"Never" replies Brian
"Well just relax and let it happen"
And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out from
under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got
the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time. When he laid
his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being
reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever happened to him... ever!!!
The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he felt an
enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting "Brian, wake
up you drunken bas*ard, you're sh*tting the bed"
Bryan came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he often
did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.
He gave a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange
man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe. "Who the
hell are you?" Demanded Brian, "and what are you doing in my bedroom?". The
mysterious Man answered "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter".
Brian was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much to live
for, I haven't said goodbye to my family.... you've got to send me back straight
away".
St Peter replied "Yes you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We can only
send you back as a dog or a hen." Brian was devastated, but knowing there was a
farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen.
A flash of light later he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking
the ground. "This ain't so bad" he thought until he felt this strange feeling
welling up inside him.
The farmyard rooster strolled over and said "So you're the new hen,how are you
enjoying your first day here?"
"It's not so bad" replies Brian, "but I have this strange feeling inside like
I'm about to explode".
"You're ovulating" explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never laid an
egg before".
"Never" replies Brian
"Well just relax and let it happen"
And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out from
under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got
the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time. When he laid
his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being
reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever happened to him... ever!!!
The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he felt an
enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting "Brian, wake
up you drunken bas*ard, you're sh*tting the bed"