The offside rule explained for girls.....and some of the guys probably

[stuartg]

The offside rule explained for girls:-

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop
assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you
must have.


The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them
with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses.

It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no
money to pay for the shoes. The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.
Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and
sees your dilemma.
She prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper
and buy the shoes. At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other
shopper
and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch
the purse and buy the shoes.

Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been thrown* it would
be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.

[Gilps]

But surely this would only apply if your were in the first shoppers half of the shop, when the throw took place. And what happens if the first shopper intercepts the purse in mid flight. Can you now legally tackle her for theft? If it was not the best time of the month for her, you are probably just best off letting her have the damn shoes anyway.

[Nonnie]

Shoes? Did someone mention shoes?

[Miki]

you can't be offside from a throw.........