MikeG
08-12-2005, 08:11 AM
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an
oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a
difficult, four hour, surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give
him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my
Test*cles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir,
I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my tes*icles
black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about
his test*cles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls
back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his ***** in one hand and his tes*icles in the other, lifting and moving them around.
Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing
wrong with them, Sir."
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says
very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen
very, very closely......
A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"
oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a
difficult, four hour, surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give
him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my
Test*cles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir,
I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my tes*icles
black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about
his test*cles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls
back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his ***** in one hand and his tes*icles in the other, lifting and moving them around.
Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing
wrong with them, Sir."
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says
very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen
very, very closely......
A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"