Russian Scam

[dean]

i am sure we all get blagged by the Nigerian scammers from time to time, and sadly some get sucked in, however i recently recieved a new one with a russian angle. this is more of a public awareness thingy but i replied a few times and had a bit of a laugh as well. As a result i have cut and pasted the emails if anyone wants to read them. to make it easier i have coloured the russian responses in red and mine in blue, nothing edited.Sadly they never agreed to my last request.

they also sent me a photo, however the file size is too large, i'll re post it shortly.

[NattyBoy]

:lol: :lol:

[dean]

here is here photo she sent to me. jsut looked at it and i scuffed it, i'll post it later.

[NattyBoy]

Youve Lopped The Bottom Off Mate !!!

[stuartg]

i am sure we all get blagged by the Nigerian scammers from time to time, and sadly some get sucked in, however i recently recieved a new one with a russian angle. this is more of a public awareness thingy but i replied a few times and had a bit of a laugh as well. As a result i have cut and pasted the emails if anyone wants to read them. to make it easier i have coloured the russian responses in red and mine in blue, nothing edited.Sadly they never agreed to my last request.

they also sent me a photo, however the file size is too large, i'll re post it shortly.

That is hilarious, well done + thank you Mrs Miggins

[CraigMac]

Dean,
There is, without doubt, the opportunity for a real bit of fun with this one!! Is she still hooked and in contact?

"it is cold in Dubrovnick at this time year".....Deep cover....

Regards Carlos the Jacket...

[dean]

here is larissa,resplendant in all of her glory

[CraigMac]

Dean,
She looks quite hard....

[NattyBoy]

here is larissa,resplendant in all of her glory

What a swamp donkey....!!

nat

[dean]

Dean,
There is, without doubt, the opportunity for a real bit of fun with this one!! Is she still hooked and in contact?

"it is cold in Dubrovnick at this time year".....Deep cover....

Regards Carlos the Jacket...

Carlos, sadly she has not replied since my request for money, i think at that point she (they?)must have realised there was no further point in continuing.

I might send another email tomorrow tosee if i can ressurect the romance, if i do i'll post it here.

sorry to hear about the poor conditions in the siberian passage.

[A Yerbury]

there is something of the Olga Klegg about her, which is a good thing.

[dean]

she has something of geoff capes about her. take away thefacial hair and she looks just like him.

[A Yerbury]

I have no idea what Mr Capes looks like sans beard but I am sure you are correct. Maybe it is Geoff Capes?
hmmmmmm... I'm concerned but also happy that you are in communicardo with the stars!

yours a bit jealous.
Alex.

[dean]

for any of you folk that might be interested, heres the email that i sent geoff capes this morning, no reply yet, but you knever know!
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"your roses are exceptionally fine this season mrs miggins"

Dearest Larissa,

Since our earliest communication I am concerned that I have offended you. I know that initially our relationshiop seemed to blossom and I was so looking forward to being involved in the dispersement of the funds we discussed. I felt that due to my lottery windfall of 180k I very much met the criteria you required for the smooth and discreet transaction. I also felt that maybe I came on a bit strong in the love department. I only did that because I felt a special bond had been erected between us, and enjoyed the feeling of it. I just hope that you too enjoyed feeling the erect bond as well.

Although I now realise that maybe you are spoken for, or are a lesbian. It’s ok if you are, I don’t mind. I just am still interested in the money side of things, and anyway, I am sure if you met me I could probably have you batting for the home team again in no time.

So anyway, down to business, do you still want to carry out the transaction?, I perhaps realise that you will not send me the cheque I requested so I guess I am going to have to trust you.

Please send me further instructions (and please remember our code!)


Yours

Igor.
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Yes, i have been very quiet at work today as well.

[stuartg]

Igor/ Dean
Thanks so much + congratulations.

That is the funniest post I've read on this site. I laughed so much I nearly pee'd myself. Its a literary masterpiece and Yerbs could improve his technique by studying your work.

Oh, I so hope theres more to this saga

[dean]

Igor/ Dean
Thanks so much + congratulations.

That is the funniest post I've read on this site. I laughed so much I nearly pee'd myself. Its a literary masterpiece and Yerbs could improve his technique by studying your work.

Oh, I so hope theres more to this saga

I am sorry but i am not old enough for saga yet, i am told they do competitive insurance, many of my elderly or incontinent friends recommend them, i'll be sure to check them out and thanks for the compliment.

[A Yerbury]

Igor/ Dean
Thanks so much + congratulations.

That is the funniest post I've read on this site. I laughed so much I nearly pee'd myself. Its a literary masterpiece and Yerbs could improve his technique by studying your work.

Oh, I so hope theres more to this saga

silly man, what Dean does not realise is that I am Larissa and I plan to fleece him for every penny. I may even get a shag too!

[stuartg]

silly man, what Dean does not realise is that I am Larissa and I plan to fleece him for every penny. I may even get a shag too!

Aar good plan. You are a wiley fox.
If you get the shag may I be bold enough to offer my services to make the video.......not for financial reward obviously, just self gratification.

Thanks in advance x