Daves new beasite!

[benson]

I think we should have a Suffolk celebration to pay homage to the lilac wonder that is Dave's monkey... Whay say one and all? I might even have toperuse the delights in Elizabeth Duke to ensure that the event is commemorated???

[Nonnie]

Hehe BEASTIE

P2 does need a bit of bling. Can hardly believe he bought her a bluddy Honda sticker from the NEC. No!!! She needs love hearts, that's what she needs. Pastel lovehearts. AAwwwwwwwww.

[Paranoid Dave]

she's not road legal yet, when she is then chips and lovehearts and not before :D

[scrumpster]

Cool, and yes some bling, and Dave, what's on the keyring? :bunny:

[Paranoid Dave]

the keyring is a lovely flowery one with the name priscilla on it.

And whats wrong with a honda sticker?

[scrumpster]

OK let you off, so I guess it goes with the Lilac. At least you didn't get the Honda stickers of fleabay :rolleyes:

[Julie]

we need to see a photo of grumpy pants new bike.

[gary tompkins]

Interesting choice of paint PD - your not contemplating "coming out" are you :lol: Think the flowers colour scheme would work a treat - especially with matching open face lid!

Very cool though - I anticipate photos of you popping wheelies on it soon :cool:

[stuartg]

Looking very good PD. I like the colour.

[A Yerbury]

I don't get it?! is it just me or is that a load of rubbish? kids today...whats it all about?...where's me cardigan!?...that bloody Kaplinski woman!...they come over ere....etc


I have yet to pass judgement on the "stickers" are they olde world honda?

[Paranoid Dave]

black with silver outlines, HONDA with the wing design above it.

where would i get floral stickers from anyway?

[A Yerbury]

black with silver outlines, HONDA with the wing design above it.

where would i get floral stickers from anyway?

spot on, I thought you would go for the wing design.

[Paranoid Dave]

is that good or bad? and keep your answer to the point and without needless wafting drivel old man ;)

[benson]

Priscilla is a peach...I think she is lovely and yes - love hearts seem terribly fitting...With "be my monkey" written in the middle....
Can't wait for her coming out party!!! (in a debutante sort of way of course!!!)

[Paranoid Dave]

what a fab idea, actual love heart stickers instead of flowers with daft sayings on them :D

[stuartg]

what a fab idea, actual love heart stickers instead of flowers with daft sayings on them :D

As in love hearts the sweets with little slogans on like

Kiss me
I'm yours
Wanna sh*g
Love you

etc etc

[benson]

I think we should have love heart stickers with appropriate sayings - afterall "fancy a sh*g" on a monkey bike and people might talk!!
My favourite might be -

"ride me hard and fast"
So PD - you c ould easily do the artowrk I reckon!!! I think this could be an uber cool bike..... :p

[stuartg]

I think we should have love heart stickers with appropriate sayings - afterall "fancy a sh*g" on a monkey bike and people might talk!!
My favourite might be -

"ride me hard and fast"
So PD - you c ould easily do the artowrk I reckon!!! I think this could be an uber cool bike..... :p

Yeah, what about "I usually have a throbbin Monster between my legs"

[stuartg]

Yeah, what about "I usually have a throbbin Monster between my legs"

Or "I'm spankin the monkey"

[Paranoid Dave]

oh thats very funny

[A Yerbury]

is that good or bad? and keep your answer to the point and without needless wafting drivel old man ;)

Yes. Wing is good. Lovehearts = inappropriate, given premature miserable old git status.

over.

A.

[A Yerbury]

"sod off"
"I have diabetes"
"I hate sweets"
"kill me quick"

[Paranoid Dave]

could there be a sweetie that reads 'throttle me' or is that a bit kinky?

[A Yerbury]

good! or "turn me over" if you are feeling adventurous?

[stuartg]

could there be a sweetie that reads 'throttle me' or is that a bit kinky?

No, thats good, I like it. Is there such a thing as too kinky

[A Yerbury]

Michael Hutchence may beg to differ...

AY.

ps. a tory mp, an orange, a plastic bag? what could possibly go wrong?

[stuartg]

good! or "turn me over" if you are feeling adventurous?

"Rub me down with a chamoix leather" or "lube my rear end" or "I love 4 strokes" or "Choke me when I'm cold"

[A Yerbury]

"Rub me down with a chamoix leather" or "lube my rear end" or "I love 4 strokes" or "Choke me when I'm cold"

wahey got there in the end! 4 strokes indeed....saucy etc etc..

[scrumpster]

what a fab idea, actual love heart stickers instead of flowers with daft sayings on them :D


Yeah like 'My Other Bike's Not A Honda'

[Paranoid Dave]

ignore this bit, just uploading :D

[Paranoid Dave]

there, that's better, she's at home now :lol:

[benson]

Is that referring to Kylie or Priscilla? If the former I'm on my way..... :cool:

[Paranoid Dave]

you do have a liking for this lady do you not, have you still got the picture i mailed you long ago ;) i'll be happy to share her y'know.

[stuartg]

you do have a liking for this lady do you not, have you still got the picture i mailed you long ago ;) i'll be happy to share her y'know.

DAVE !!!!
now that is kinky

[A Yerbury]

DAVE !!!!
now that is kinky


..she is in fact very short and rather dull (IMO)

[stuartg]

..she is in fact very short and rather dull (IMO)

I agree. However it does not detract from the fact that PD + Benson sharing Kylie is a little kinky.

I feel another video moment coming on

[A Yerbury]

I agree. However it does not detract from the fact that PD + Benson sharing Kylie is a little kinky.

I feel another video moment coming on

I am shuddering for all the wrong reasons.

[benson]

Ahhh yes but you know it's good for you...shuddering I mean...

Beware the shudder man.....

[A Yerbury]

Ahhh yes but you know it's good for you...shuddering I mean...

Beware the shudder man.....


I prefer a judder?

[benson]

I imagine the difference is purely phonic.

[A Yerbury]

I (try to) imagine it's not.

[gary tompkins]

I agree. However it does not detract from the fact that PD + Benson sharing Kylie is a little kinky.

I feel another video moment coming on

I'm having enough difficulty handling the vision of PD astride his lilac monkey bike TBH :eek:

[Paranoid Dave]

cant be any worse than a man astride a monster trike ;)

[benson]

Monster trike??? Now there's something for the weekend sir!!!! :twisted:

[A Yerbury]

GT one day you will shake your head a bit...pause...look stunned...then a big fat exclamation mark above your brows will appear before "my god what have I done?" bubbles up in your grey stuff..put the tyre back on now before it's too late.

A.x

[benson]

No I think he'll but a monster on flea bay should he so desire two wheels AND have the trike..

The trike looks rather jolly I think!

(But then again I rather think Kylie looks similarly inviting!!!)

[Paranoid Dave]

excuse me but you just compared my kylie to a trike :eek: i'm not sure i like that?

[gary tompkins]

Now lets see...

Lilac monkey bike or Monster trike...hmmm... difficult decision :rolleyes:

I suppose you might get me on the monkey bike for Children in Need*

Alex me old mukka

Lah...Lah...Lah...Laah... not listening :p

*of a good laugh :D

[benson]

We all know that your Kylie is beyond reproach in all senses, As for the aussie bint.....well now that's a different matter altogether...

[Paranoid Dave]

sadly i don't think priscilla will venture too far from home for you to be able to try her out (gearing might not be to clever either) but one ride and you'd be hooked.

long live monkies

[A Yerbury]

booked surely?

[Paranoid Dave]

i thought long and hard over colour and am very happy with the result. Fitting for her age and name i think.

[Kev Bunney]

sadly i don't think priscilla will venture too far from home for you to be able to try her out (gearing might not be to clever either) but one ride and you'd be hooked.

long live monkies

One ride and I`d be booking myself in for therapy !! these things are a joke and a very old one at that, one good thing though it would fit in the back of a 4 x 4 :lol:

[benson]

Ladies in lavender.....

[gary tompkins]

She' a laydeee you know

[gary tompkins]

One ride and I`d be booking myself in for therapy !! these things are a joke and a very old one at that, one good thing though it would fit in the back of a 4 x 4 :lol:

It would also fit in a wheelie bin?

[Paranoid Dave]

oh kev so nice to see you out from under the football rock, are you staying or just flying by. Yes she would fit on a 4x4 but then she'd look like a VIP and even more precious than she is now :lol:

[benson]

With a beard problem!!! I must say that I howled with laughter at the new series sad old git that I am - especailly the OAP - old and putrid....
Here's to trikes - I have to say it looks bloomin lovely GT - and monkeys too - Priscilla is truly a queen of the dessert/desert

[Paranoid Dave]

BIN! oh gary thats hurtful indeed, mind you hook up a chain inside and some steering and have a road legal wheelie bin, that would be funny. Then again suzuki already sell them so i hear.

[Paranoid Dave]

we used to have an OAP that did just that, just not in such force, just a drip drip like a dodgy tap, we had to keep her moving as if she stopped in one place too long...

[Kev Bunney]

oh kev so nice to see you out from under the football rock, are you staying or just flying by. Yes she would fit on a 4x4 but then she'd look like a VIP and even more precious than she is now :lol:

Football rock ??? yeah just flying by PD have to be up at 4.30 and being an old fart have to get some shut eye, keep up the good winding up work and take care on that lilac flying machine (or someone might see you) ;)

[Paranoid Dave]

you to kev, i start work at 7 so can be here for a while to come.

[gary tompkins]

It's no use PD - I just can't resist the lure of a monkey for myself.

Have just put this in my watched items

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/barbie-bike-12inch_W0QQitemZ5636086835QQcategoryZ48948QQrdZ1QQ cmdZViewItem

They even have some matching lids, and think you would look great wearing one on Presilla?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Barbie-Cycle-Bike-Safety-Helmet-48-56cm-Ex-Condition_W0QQitemZ7196721066QQcategoryZ58062QQrdZ 1QQcmdZViewItem

[Paranoid Dave]

ooh yes, now this would just look the biz.

http://www.ukmonster.co.uk/monster/attachment.php?attachmentid=8263&stc=1

[gary tompkins]

No I think he'll but a monster on flea bay should he so desire two wheels AND have the trike..

The trike looks rather jolly I think!

(But then again I rather think Kylie looks similarly inviting!!!)

No need Miss B - I still have the other monster as well. So I can choose ride which ever takes my fancy 2 wheels or 3 :cool: