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Bruce
06-11-2005, 05:40 PM
I've noticed a serious lack of fondness for BMW drivers, so the question is;

Should BMW drivers be dipped in excrement and left out to dry?

Paranoid Dave
06-11-2005, 06:07 PM
do i really need to explain my voting?

clockworkorange
07-11-2005, 06:14 PM
Of course. They do my head in, even when I'm in the van.

NattyBoy
07-11-2005, 06:25 PM
No option for hydrochloric acid ?? :confused: :lol:

NBs
07-11-2005, 06:46 PM
'dipped in'? Or held under 'til the bubbles stop?

SAMMYE
07-11-2005, 06:46 PM
Leave them alone! They are the superior beings!!

mark cross
07-11-2005, 06:48 PM
I've noticed a serious lack of fondness for BMW drivers, so the question is;

Should BMW drivers be dipped in excrement and left out to dry?
depends on how rank the excrement is. (or there is a view that says that anyone driving a BMW is making a large enough statement and dont need any more humiliation) :D

SAMMYE
07-11-2005, 06:56 PM
No option for hydrochloric acid ?? :confused: :lol:

What about Merc drivers!? Flash gits especially the ones that do high speed pursuits and reverse 180's

NattyBoy
07-11-2005, 07:18 PM
String em up eh sammy ?... :rolleyes:

Capo
07-11-2005, 07:25 PM
No option for hydrochloric acid ?? :confused: :lol:

Petrol then matches :D

CraigMac
07-11-2005, 07:57 PM
What a very strange topic, but then again its a stange old world.....
My next door nieghbour has a BMW and he's a very nice chap, very kind and considerate, does a lot for charity, houses homeless children, helps the elderly and infirmed, takes injured animals to the vets, doesn't swear, smoke or drink to excess.....I must mention this to him.....I'll get back to you with his response!!

Regards

A Yerbury
07-11-2005, 08:13 PM
they do my head in too, I only have to look at a bmw and it's like "arrrrr" my heads being done in!! while we are at it people who fly kites on a tuesday and anyone with brown shoes totally do me head in. and clowns.

JR
08-11-2005, 01:30 AM
Thanks for the BMW thread - I have a nice F Reg 525 for sale if anyone is interested (all parts available).

Bruce
08-11-2005, 05:40 AM
Having started the Poll i must point out that i personally have nothing against BMW's or the people who drive them, it was simply a response to comments made in the "Nutter Trashes M3" thread, which had been sent to me and i thought would be of interest to people on this site - where i live the danger (as i see it) usually comes from elderly ladies driving bloody great 4x4's, the most recent being an ancient driving a Toyota Landcruiser (an excellent vehicle) who almost had me and the Monster in serious problems as she zig-zagged her way thru a round-a-bout in Inverness.

Live & let live is my moto - and listen to the Gin Blossoms on a regular basis.

(now somebody can slag-off my choice of music.. :lol: )

Bloody hell is that the time, i'd better get some work done!

Watty
10-11-2005, 06:31 PM
*To be honest I don't suppose BMW drivers are any worse than anyone else on four wheels, certainly not in London anyway. I ride my Duke (Duc?) or I ride one of my push-bikes, and trust me, it's scary-ville. People aren't stupid, they realise there's an over-reliance on (safety ) cameras, and some realise they can do whatever they like on 4 wheels and there's no-one there to stop them. I might impede their progress temporarily whilst they run me over but that's a small price to pay for: jumping the lights, talking in the mobile, changing lanes/turning without signalling etc etc isn't it?





*Disclaimer: This is my first post (hi everyone) and I recently sold my car and bought a Monster because I just couldn't stand being in a car any longer :(

Bruce
10-11-2005, 07:59 PM
welcome mate, i hope you realise they are all bloody mad on this site!..
I'm beginning to wonder if it's the bikes that do it, i was okay before i got mine & now i'm a gibbering wreck........... :bunny:

jill
11-11-2005, 10:50 AM
[QUOTE=Watty]*To be honest I don't suppose BMW drivers are any worse than anyone else on four wheelsQUOTE]

Yes they are, kill them, kill them all. I admit there might be some that are OK but where I live, it appears you have to take an a***hole test to be allowed to buy one. Maybe it's a regional thing. But if someone is risking my life, whether I'm on a bike or in a car, I'm they damn sure will be in a BMW. (Merc drivers round here are usually very courteous.)

Plus BMW drivers must drive with your left hand on top of the wheel and your right arm leaning on the window with your hand on chin. No really, they all do it. It's like a signal of numptyness.

I could go on, and on and on, but I see I'm losing you! I'm off. :burnout:

SAMMYE
11-11-2005, 12:57 PM
I would like to let everyone know that I am an recovering BMW driver! Yes I can admit it! My last car was a Beemer!! I havent touched a car since I crashed in March 04. Its hard sometimes when I see them but I have to take each day as it comes. My advice is dont do it! It really isnt worth it.

If anyone needs any advice following this just PM me we can hug and stuff!

p.s. I have a big one just for the record

GULLY
11-11-2005, 10:55 PM
Hi SammyE

I hope you are talking about your big end Sammye ;)

Hope you are will mate.

Gully :twisted: