Is fatbloke gay??

[Phoenix]

well???


























your answers please :lol: :lol:
anyone wanna drink????? :D

not Lin here ;)

[fatbloke]

well???
your answers please :lol: :lol:
anyone wanna drink????? :D

not Lin here ;)

i'm happy most of the time thanks for asking

[Phoenix]

:D :D :D

ello Terry ;)

xxxxxx

[BoozyBOB]

i have always found and met Terry as a very cheery chap... :lol:
always full of god advice and handy helpfull tips... ;)


oohh.. :eek: the other gay.....NAH...he cant be ;)

[BoozyBOB]

what bloke would fancy him.....

[NattyBoy]

Come to think of it he did keep pinching my arse at donnington.. :confused: And I thought wearing leather 'chaps' with no pants underneath was pushing it a bit safety wise as track apparel..?? :confused: :lol: :lol:

Nat

[grunter]

but his boyfriend is??? :D

[CK & AK]

but his boyfriend is??? :D

and you would know, right? ;) :lol:

Having met mrs Terry, I think she must be pleased if you are happy FB :)

[Nonnie]

He can't be. Everytime he calls me, he flirts devilishly........

[Mand]

He can't be. Everytime he calls me, he flirts devilishly........


oooh is that right? I thought I had the exclusive rights to Terry's flirting.....

[Julie]

oooh is that right? I thought I had the exclusive rights to Terry's flirting.....

and me.............

the truth is out you old dog!

[Mand]

and me.............

the truth is out you old dog!


Seems that way, don't tell me he said you had a lovely smile..... :(

Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

My self esteem has taken an all time low now.

[Julie]

Seems that way, don't tell me he said you had a lovely smile..... :(

Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

My self esteem has taken an all time low now.
no mand he told me YOU had a lovely smile!

[Mand]

no mand he told me YOU had a lovely smile!

ooo I'm all shy now!

[fatbloke]

I think Mand has a smile that can light up a room
julie what can I say great nipples!!!

[paul620sie]

what bloke would fancy him.....

A member of XXL may be interested in FB.... www.fatsandsmalls.com

[Chappers]

Well, I feel totally let down now as he promised me the honeymoon suite at the Weekender - all my dreams have been shattered :( :lol:

[nik_the_brief]

You could always try the test... http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/ :D

[Julie]

goodness me it says i'm 42% gay! It says i'm a well adjusted lesbian babe...

[Chappers]

Bit worried as mine said:

'Chappers is 40% gay! You're a straight laced girlie-girl with just a hint of your butch side sometimes popping out' :eek:

[SAMMYE]

Bit worried as mine said:

'Chappers is 40% gay! You're a straight laced girlie-girl with just a hint of your butch side sometimes popping out' :eek:


Sure they werent talking about something else popping out!?

p.s. I was 26% gay! Apparently I need to loosen up as girlies like soft edges to grab onto!!

[stuartg]

Bit worried as mine said:

'Chappers is 40% gay! You're a straight laced girlie-girl with just a hint of your butch side sometimes popping out' :eek:

Oh my god (he says slightly limp wristed) Mine says I'm 46% gay.
In conclusion it also says I'm a happy well adjusted hetero male. Thank god for that.
I'm off to watch some lesbian porn now.

[Drucilla]

well i was 50% gay so i am probably 50% straight too

[A Yerbury]

50% queer as the proverbial chocolate teapot. which is a perfect score for a well adjusted hetero, modern, well groomed, handsome, charming, witty, clean stylish chap. Well done me! Again.

[Mrs Soup]

50% gay here too - but which half ?

[CraigMac]

Im a mans man, which could mean many things....I hope this doesn't mean Im turning in a Gaylord.....
Im just off the buy a flowery shirt and a cravat.....

Confused!!Homo....sapien...

[grunter]

i thought it would be higher???

[stef]

33%...but then, i'd do me.

[paul620sie]

I scored 73%, so its only 27% wrong!

[CK & AK]

23% for me

C ;)

[SazzaG]

46% gay.

I think that the fact we all own leather trouser kind of skews it a bit!

[SazzaG]

My dog is also 46% gay. Read into that what you will.

[Chappers]

46% gay.

I think that the fact we all own leather trouser kind of skews it a bit!

That's just it, I don't own leather trousers...must be the lesbian question I answered :confused:

[Gilps]

I answered really honestly and scored 100% too gay. How can that be? Suppose I'd better tell my wife. She'll be well chuffed. She always wanted to see me get it on with another man. I blame it on the ducati. I was all man until I bought an Italian bike. Then I just had to have the boots to match and now its all gone wrong.
Should I seek counselling or get rogered?

[Julie]

I answered really honestly and scored 100% too gay. How can that be? Suppose I'd better tell my wife. She'll be well chuffed. She always wanted to see me get it on with another man. I blame it on the ducati. I was all man until I bought an Italian bike. Then I just had to have the boots to match and now its all gone wrong.
Should I seek counselling or get rogered?


Nooooooooo you di dwhat i did after it says 100% gay you click on get results which gives you your result!

[Ruth]

I too am a well adjusted lesbian babe (50%).

Not too gay, not too straight, just right!

[Scotty]

sounds like a bit of a fence sitter there undecided ~:?

'only' 26% and again i blame the leather trousers

[Rogerg]

i'm only 10% gay

[Chris]

I too am a well adjusted lesbian babe (50%).

Not too gay, not too straight, just right!

I always thought you were at least half straight!

I'm 36% gay. Says something about women liking something soft, but I think they prefer something hard!

I'm also 65% sexPert (or sexPest! can't remember what the test was for now!)

[fatbloke]

its official I'm 10% gay

[Banshee]

Now i would have thought i was much more gay, and i dont have leather trousers... upset now... :(

[Gilps]

Nooooooooo you di dwhat i did after it says 100% gay you click on get results which gives you your result!
Thank god for that. You saved my ass, literally. I was just about to go cruising when I read your reply. I'm only 40%. Still a bit worrying though as I spend about 40% of my life in bed, so it might be that I'm only gay in the bedroom.

[Mand]

I too am a well adjusted lesbian babe (50%).

Not too gay, not too straight, just right!


Lordy I am 60% gay! Does that mean you want to still go on holiday with me next year???? ;)

[Julie]

Lordy I am 60% gay! Does that mean you want to still go on holiday with me next year???? ;)

It depends on how you answered question 18...

[Mand]

It depends on how you answered question 18...


I think you better ask Al that question!

[Julie]

I think you better ask Al that question!
why is he your best mate?

[Mand]

why is he your best mate?


You're a prat, you obviously mean question 19!

Now that would be telling.........! ;)

[Chris]

Have you pair memorised the questions!!!!!

How gay is that!


ps what are Q18&19?

[A Yerbury]

having sexy friends does not per se mean one wants to have sex with them? it just means one has standards and understands the sexual potency of a group dynamic as opposed to the lone wolf tango. After all it's not about having fat mates. I think you are all a bit sexy (apart from Bambino naturally)


Alex.
ps.Not tonight Josephine. headache.

[Julie]

You're a prat, you obviously mean question 19!

Now that would be telling.........! ;)

Bugger! i did mean question 19! sorry.... I don't want to know what you answered to 18 x

[Ruth]

Lordy I am 60% gay! Does that mean you want to still go on holiday with me next year???? ;)

Hmmmmm, just as long as you try to stifle your gayness for the week - you don't want people staring at you as you shout naked from your bedroom window now, do you?


Mwaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa

[Julie]

Hmmmmm, just as long as you try to stifle your gayness for the week - you don't want people staring at you as you shout naked from your bedroom window now, do you?


Mwaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa


??????????

[Ruth]

??????????

You were there while Mand was telling us about her naked window shouting.....I'm just hoping she refrains from doing it while we're on holiday because that combined with 60% gayness will just get people staring and whispering, which doesn't make for a relaxing holiday.

Laughing so much that you wee is ok, obviously.

[bod]

Put's on deepest sounding tough northern voice 'Im 26% gay only'

[Mand]

You were there while Mand was telling us about her naked window shouting.....I'm just hoping she refrains from doing it while we're on holiday because that combined with 60% gayness will just get people staring and whispering, which doesn't make for a relaxing holiday.

Laughing so much that you wee is ok, obviously.


Ooo thank you so much for sharing that with the whole of the UKMOC!!!

:o

I didn't even realise I was naked at the time, that will teach the buggers to wake me up with their ranting and fighting! Update, I snarled at the woman this morning..... :lol:

Big Bad Evil Mand

[Ruth]

Ooo thank you so much for sharing that with the whole of the UKMOC!!!

Anything for you, my friend.
xx

[Spike]

How can I be well balanced if the score is 60% :D

[claicerrig]

I just scored 30% Gay :rolleyes:

But


100% on Sheep :D :D

[Didge]

Back to the original question that was 'Is Fatbloke gay?'
The bloke has a hankering for 'glittery' paintwork on his Monsters. He even had one called 'Liberache' fer chrissake.
So, imho, if Fatbloke ain't gay, his bloody bikes certainly are. Don't be too surprised if his next Monster has a 'nice' dazzleing pink paint job.

[paul620sie]

Back to the original question that was 'Is Fatbloke gay?'


For get the C4 survey. Easy way to tell if a guy is gay.....

Does he have a copy of Livingetc at home?
Has he read more than two editions of Mens Health this year?

Say yes to both and i'd bet money he's gay.

So who's gonna check FB's coffee table reading matter?

[Chris]

I'd be surprised if there's a copy of Mens Health on it!

[Julie]

What I would like to know is why on earth was this question asked by CK in the first place?

Maybe we should be asking ' Is CK Gay?'

It was CK who asked in the first place wasn't it - drunk at Lins party posting under Lins name?

[Didge]

I'd be surprised if there's a copy of Mens Health on it!

Or ANYTHING that so much as sniffs of anything healthier than a dripping burger with all the trimmings.


What I would like to know is why on earth was this question asked by CK in the first place?

Maybe we should be asking ' Is CK Gay?'

It was CK who asked in the first place wasn't it - drunk at Lins party posting under Lins name?

Gayness is a state of mind, and I don't mind, as long as they have a front bottom.

[Emily]

What I would like to know is why on earth was this question asked by CK in the first place?



Funnily enough, I was wondering the same thing!?

Emily

[Paranoid Dave]

didge, if bike colour is a suggestion of gayness, what does that make me?

See my new bike :D

[Paranoid Dave]

i just took the test and i'm 40% gay, is that a bit high or normal round here?

And I'm 80% in the sexpert test :eek: hey ladeeeeyyz :cool:

[mark cross]

[QUOTE=Paranoid Dave]i just took the test and i'm 40% gay, is that a bit high or normal round here?

40% also, but that means 60% straight and I know where the 60% is!!!!!

[Didge]

didge, if bike colour is a suggestion of gayness, what does that make me?

See my new bike :D

A queen dear.......a screaming queen.