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Bruce
27-09-2005, 05:59 AM
Two Muslim mothers are sitting in the cafe chatting over a pint of goat's milk. The older of the two pulls her bag out and starts flipping through photographs and they start reminiscing.

"This is my oldest son Mohammed. He'd be 24 years old now."
"Yes, I remember him as a baby," says the other mother cheerfully.
"He's a martyr now," mum confides.
"O! That's so sad dear," says the other.

"And is my second son, Kalid. He'd be 21 now,"
says the first Muslim mother.
"Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such dark, curly hair when he was born."
"Yes, Well, he's a martyr, too now," says the mother quietly.
"Oh! Good gracious me," says the other.

"And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He'd be 18 now," whispers the first Muslim mother.
"Yes," says the friend enthusiastically. "I remember when he first started school."
"He's a martyr too now" says the Muslim mum, with tears in her eyes.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says:
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"They blow up so fast, don't they?"

Didge
27-09-2005, 10:26 AM
Irish muslims have admitted glueing one hundred people to the inside of a tube train after using the first No More Nails bomb.

JMo
27-09-2005, 11:24 AM
And I can just see Bernard Manning and Jim Davidson going out on tour with those too...

Heh heh

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Didge
27-09-2005, 11:10 PM
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steviej
27-09-2005, 11:17 PM
And I can just see Bernard Manning and Jim Davidson going out on tour with those too...

Heh heh

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Now Now Jenny Mo, I could be pedantic and say "Don't you mean '..those two', but I'll decline"................. :lol:

Pedro
27-09-2005, 11:46 PM
Irish muslims have admitted glueing one hundred people to the inside of a tube train after using the first No More Nails bomb.


Bloody priceless Didge! That's had me chuckling all day!

JMo
28-09-2005, 01:39 AM
Now Now Jenny Mo, I could be pedantic and say "Don't you mean '..those two', but I'll decline"................. :lol:

You could be, but you'd be wrong:

My title said Spike (as in Milligan) would have been proud, the body copy implying that both Bernard and Jim would also be taking those jokes on...

I was not referring to the number of jokes, rather they would 'as well' - ah, the joys of the English language...

Now, write it out a 100 times - "I must pay more attention in class"

Toodle pip!

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steviej
28-09-2005, 09:32 AM
.........ah, the joys of the English language...

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Ah yes...........................

.......and there their they're was me thinking you were where we're refering to the two to too jokes above your you're post...........


TTFN

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English.......it's BRILLIANT!!!! :D