Jersey Monster Owners Club

[Plum]

The JMOC are having their first meeting tomorrow night. Matt (Mad Turnip) is in the island, and meeting myself at the local greasy spoon. I expect a capacity turn out of 2 for the event, and am considering asking the local authoritys if we can have a police escort for the event, as i fear it could create havoc on the local roads.

:D

[Pedro]

Bloody minority groups.......

[mad_turnips]

i have seen two other monsters today im sure nither of them are yours plum

did you get any cards from bob? didnt have pen or paper or would have left a note


ummm will see if they are still there after work

[Plum]

i have seen two other monsters today im sure nither of them are yours plum

did you get any cards from bob? didnt have pen or paper or would have left a note


ummm will see if they are still there after work

Mine is safely in the underground car park at my work, so i doubt it.

I didnt get any cards from Bob, i must try and sort that

[Plum]

Bloody minority groups.......

In the words of the not so great Gary Glitter

'Do you wanna be in my gang,my gang' (Er........not really Gary!)

Do you want to be in my gang, Ped?

[slob]

Do you want to be in my gang, Ped?
isn't that:
Do you want to be in my gang, Paed?

[Plum]

Well heres a story. Left work at 5 and started the long ride home, all of a 1/2 mile (well i needed to be at a job early, so thats why i rode in). Anyway, i stopped at the yellow line (as one must), and a monnie pulled up.

'Hello' said the unknown rider

'alright' i replied, knowing what was coming next

'Are you plum/Lee?' he asked

'Hello Matt' i said!

Wasnt supposed to meet him until tomorrow night, so a nice (but breif) intro. So sorry Matt for being breif, but i had a job which i had to goto tonight so thats why i was in a rush. Looking forward to hooking up tomorrow night.

[Richard_S]

Plum, you have reduced a grown man to tears. Bless your heart.

Long live the JMOC etc etc

[Jersey]

when would the next JMOC meet and how do u join?

[Plum]

when would the next JMOC meet and how do u join?

Hello

This was all a bit of a p*ss take as there were only two jersey members in the club and we joked about it, but hey! now we have three you never know.

What have you got and i shall keep an eye out for you?

I have a 600 Dark with c/f body panels and it looks a bit of an old nail too

[Chappers]

If you PM me your address I've got some cards I can post to you on Monday.

[scrumpster]

Blimey Plum me old mate, you're on a roll. Maybe we should seriously look into invading the island one of these fine days and scare the locals, well I wouldn't scare them much as I have one of the quietest bikes of the lot - maybe when I win the lottery, that will change :flamed:

[eonan]

First girl I ever fell in love with was from Jersey...met her on a school skiing trip in France when I was 15. We phoned each other every day until the following summer, when a mate and I went across to stay with her and her family for 3 months. By the time I got there though she was seeing someone else. Three whole months staying with her family...man it was pretty f*cked up to say the least. Bitch broke my heart :cry:...not that 17 years later I feel bitter about it or anything :chuckle:

[Plum]

Chappers - PM fired to ya babe!

Scrumps - I know i cant believe it, we are on a roll. I am gonna get some cards from Chappers and will deal them out to Monnie owners....never know, you might end up with another Jersey guy (or gal) at next years weekender......yes i will be there next year for sure

Eonan - Yeah Jersey babes can be a bitch......had a few myself.....all good looks, but heads full of sh1t! I am lucky i have an okayish woman now!!

[Didge]

i have seen two other monsters today im sure nither of them are yours plum



From what I've heard, Jersey is full of monsters. Something to do with inbreeding?:confused:

[Plum]

From what I've heard, Jersey is full of monsters. Something to do with inbreeding?:confused:

You think Jersey is full of imbreds..........you should see the IOM, Didge:eek:

[Jersey]

could be worse it could be gurnesy.:chuckle::mand::chuckle:

[Plum]

could be worse it could be gurnesy.:chuckle::mand::chuckle:


Can you say that on here....i think you can. We dont have any donks on this site

[Jersey]

Plum do u live on the water front down the road from ciniwold? as i sore a monster that fits the dicription of our bike two days ago park in front a block of flats

[Plum]

No Mate

I am round by the copshop. Havent used the monnie much this year either....too busy with house things, but with the weather hopefully to improve, i will be out lots