One for Didge? me thinks...

[Gadget]

Not ever having met the man, but hear say and urban myth. ;)


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[steviej]

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[Didge]

Aah, the ol' poo moulds. I'd forgotten about these, and for very good reason.
It's all about consistancy you see. Normal poo is far too soft or hard to successfully make mouldings, so one has to try to alter ones diet, so as to get the consistancy just right.
I've heard that some people have swallowed spoonfuls of Bisto gravy granules to try and 'thicken things up', with varying degrees of success.
You see, for these moulds to work, one must have poo that is the same consistancy of clay. The trouble is, have any of you tried to squeeze a lump of clay-like poo out of your cack-hole? It can tear flesh, I can tell you.
It also takes a roll of Andrex, and half a packet of wet-wipes to clean things up 'down there'.
And for God's sake, if your poop is like clay, don't eat chillies, as the heat tends to bake the clay-like crap while it's inside you, and solidifies it.
Thus the phrase 'Sh*tting-a-Brick'.

[Sparky]

I wonder if there's any cheap used ones on ebay :D