Jools......Bike Dyke.........

[Didge]

Just got around to buying August's UBG, and the very first article is the one where our Jools goes swimming with her bike.
She shows, in a few easy steps, how to convert your bike into a powerful water pump.
Very interesting. Very wet. Very perverse. (It's a lezzie thing).

[Julie]

Just got around to buying August's UBG, and the very first article is the one where our Jools goes swimming with her bike.
She shows, in a few easy steps, how to convert your bike into a powerful water pump.
Very interesting. Very wet. Very perverse. (It's a lezzie thing).

didge! you got to buy it again on friday when septembers issue is out. I'm in again 6 pages this time xxx

[spacemonkey]

And when do I appear, I wonder?

[Julie]

And when do I appear, I wonder?


i think the monsters are in in about december issue. Dont quote me tho.
has he been in touch with you?

[Mand]

didge! you got to buy it again on friday when septembers issue is out. I'm in again 6 pages this time xxx


Can I have your autograph? :p

[MrsJel]

Feeling a bit left out - have only appeared in the mag once. Must get more interesting life - do you think they'd run a story about how much ironing can get done in an afternoon if fuelled by a bottle of red?

[crust]

Just got around to buying August's UBG, and the very first article is the one where our Jools goes swimming with her bike.
She shows, in a few easy steps, how to convert your bike into a powerful water pump.
Very interesting. Very wet. Very perverse. (It's a lezzie thing).

:eek:

Guess that makes me one of the girls, Strata Florida has got me twice :(

:) Crust

[Julie]

:eek:

Guess that makes me one of the girls, Strata Florida has got me twice :(

:) Crusthappens to the best of us crust x

[Didge]

Feeling a bit left out - have only appeared in the mag once. Must get more interesting life - do you think they'd run a story about how much ironing can get done in an afternoon if fuelled by a bottle of red?

Do you think they'd be interested in doing an article on my alternative power source, as it could be used in all types of engine.
It has natural anti-knock abilities as well. I know this, because when I let rip, as I do on the odd occasion, me knackers are never knocking around in me undies, despite the rather erratic firing pattern, and pressures caused therein.

[spacemonkey]

i think the monsters are in in about december issue. Dont quote me tho.
has he been in touch with you?


Negatory.... :confused:

Oh, and Didge- Necrophilia is ok, until some rotten c#nt splits on yer....

[Didge]

Negatory.... :confused:

Oh, and Didge- Necrophilia is ok, until some rotten c#nt splits on yer....

Space, I was waiting for you to pick up on that. Twas just a matter of time....and I knew the response would be quite gross.
I was not dissapointed.

Heard the one about the undertaker who fancied this tasty bint, but she wasn't interested. He had to wait until she got killed in a car crash before he cadaver.

[nik_the_brief]

Negatory.... :confused:

Oh, and Didge- Necrophilia is ok, until some rotten c#nt splits on yer....

I heard it was dead boring.

[SAMMYE]

I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.

[spacemonkey]

Ho ho ho... never heard any of them before....

I have actually heard some true accounts of cold loving, but I won't disclose anything on a public forum...