A Yerbury do you have to reply to everything?

[Paranoid Dave]

i hit new reply and the last 6 threads all show you as latest reply. Maybe now and again think 'do i need to reply' or 'have i got anything useful to say' before hitting that button. Or at least keep it somewhere near the subject.

Please just take a night off ;)

or to put it in language you understand......

Ironing boards are so last season, replies are what I live for in the 21st century. Must go the butler is calling for miss yebbury, english speaking thai girls are so hard to find darlings.

[Little Monster]

you told Sammye (I think) off the other day for playing with your poster on the lookalikey thread. since when did you become a big meany? :(


in fact.....thinking about it......you gonna start on me for posting cos i'll give you a wedgy next time i see you if you do :p

[Nonnie]

Yeah dave you're becoming a right moany man. You need a cute goth to take your mind off it!
Pick you up at 11! Just get in the car, we'll buy bulbs ok?

[Richard_S]

Burn him etc x

ps just look at the bear and its all OK again!

[Paranoid Dave]

suddenly i'm a hated man :(

[Richard_S]

the bear (oops etc) loves you dave x

ps just look at those eyes. God I just can't stop myself. What a charmer!

[Nonnie]

We can do fast food tomorrow. Happy now?

[Nonnie]

And if you're really really good, perhaps I'll let you fix that Monkey bike and MOVE HER BEFORE MY PUNTERS GET HERE!!! (obviously in a home buying sense. I am not a hooker)

[Scotty]

hummm do i have something meaning-full to contribute ?
OMG what have i done

[Richard_S]

I hope that it leads to a fully-fledged leaflet regarding the successful removal of housebound puddles and crazy capers!

[A Yerbury]

well don't talk bull**** then! I was going to lay into you then but my broadband cut out! (whats that all about?) I sorry "we" have a bit of a ding dong on certain threads at certain times (okay most evenings) but if you have a look at todays posts you will see that I only reply to the ones that interest me or have some comic worth. stop being a moany c**t. It doesn't suit you.

Alexis.xxx
ps. dont do the smiley face bs either, say something or say nothing.

[Little Monster]

but it might be a genetically modified mouse

[Richard_S]

MOVE HER BEFORE MY PUNTERS GET HERE!!! (obviously in a home buying sense. I am not a hooker)

the original was fantastic. Made me giggle like a proper primate x

[A Yerbury]

It's supposed to be a Doberman...hang on I have a better one...

leonard.
ps.yes! burn me etc!

[Nonnie]

I think he was a moaning in a not really moaning sort of way.

Your knickers are twisted Alex. Really.

[A Yerbury]

I twist them intentionally, its all about friction....hmmm looking back on it I may have upset dave recently, once to do with pot noodles and once to do with monkey bike exhaust noises (I know serious stuff!) we will all be dead soon so lets all play nicely, except you Banshee you can XXXXXXXXXXXXX XX XX and XXXXXX.

[Paranoid Dave]

Your knickers are twisted Alex. Really.

Well i did say something alex, that's why those knickers are twisted. I thought you of all people would see the irony in this thread instead of lashing out. Good job that broadband cut out eh.

Oh and because I can ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

Bye darlings x

[A Yerbury]

my lips are sealed.....unlike these :p g'night!

[Richard_S]

would it help if I posted the full size bear?

here to help x

[Paranoid Dave]

I twist them intentionally, its all about friction....


I guess thats to get a conversation going or keep it moving. A bit like starting threads I know people will 'bite' on.

No winkies this time ok.

You gettin it now?

[Paranoid Dave]

looks more like a mouse to me Richard.

[A Yerbury]

Just post the eyes zoom x 10, they being the business end so to speak. shall we see if we (I) can keep the "A Yerbury do you.." post going longer than the song title game? beef jerky is getting a bit long in the gnash?

yours with an empty tumbler.

Harry.xxx

[Richard_S]

ah the old treat em mean analogy. Dave, we must discuss paint again soon!

Am toying with Norfolk for a cameo, Trixy (the non-hooker) has given me the wink and it may be nice to all have a big cuddle.

ps gnash? I am off to see if I can crack a deal on two used, yet much loved, locks. cheeky bastard etc (bastard was todays word of the day)

[A Yerbury]

I guess thats to get a conversation going or keep it moving. A bit like starting threads I know people will 'bite' on.

No winkies this time ok.

You gettin it now?

Dave I like you, you are a nice bloke and all that but I have no intention of showing you my winky. Maybe another time another place? hey? who knows?
must dash for as well as posting codswallop I also need sustenance and my cup runneth very dry.

AY.x

ps.edited as I left out an important bit of the english language.

[Richard_S]

looks more like a mouse to me Richard.

Dave, come now, that would be an unfortunate mouse now wouldnt it?.

80% Bear
10% naughty school girl
5% nervous twitching

&

5% good wholesome diet

I am a bear expert etc x

[spacemonkey]

I see you are all as obviously bored as I am tonight. even Miami Vice is not that exciting. It's just another cop hostage situation that Edward Woodward would have done better. Not a whiney snitch or kind hearted hooker in sight!

[A Yerbury]

bored? I have a very intense 72 hours penciled in ahead of me! I'm winding down before the birds of chaos descend...but yes Woodward would have mashed it up big time.

[Richard_S]

I have a nose bleed. see you in the morrow.


ps I don't, Im just saying. Me and the Bear need personal time away from the madness.

yours with plans for adventure x

[fatbloke]

play nicley boys (the fatbloke is watching)

[Richard_S]

I knew a girl once who was into that - long story and I don't want to bore. Any chance of rigging one of these 'meet the folks' type capers, preferably with grid girls and champagne? I have some blue blood and always chew with my mouth closed.

Happy motoring!

[Paranoid Dave]

play nicley boys (the fatbloke is watching)

merely raising a question and trying to keep the boys from taking over sir ;)

[Little Monster]

:bunny: your avatar is a mouse and that mouse you posted is a rat

LM has spoken

[A Yerbury]

I played with a fatbloke once, but that is another story! Alas all I have now are the memories, a few polaroids and a green rash...

g'night bruisers and happy monstering.

xxxxxxx.

[CraigMac]

I get back from France, post a few lines, pop out to freinds for some light nosh and vino, come back home and its all kicked off.......

Dave, Alex is the sensitive type and you might have hurt his feelings with your cruel and abrasive comments.......
Alex, I feel your pain..........

Regards

[A Yerbury]

thanks craig, just knowing that you are out there warms my ****les.

I feel your love.
best wishes,
Alex.

[CraigMac]

Alex,
I think Dave read the post about the scar on my elbow and now thinks that im abit of a hard nutter, he has also guessed that I smoke which makes me look even harder, hence the no reply and the fact that he's gone offline....

I think he's a bit scared, now that youv'e got a gang up!!!

Regards

[Little Monster]

but i can't believe ****les got caught by the rude-word-ometer

fabulous!

[Kev Bunney]

? ? ? ? ? ?

[spacemonkey]

That's nothing, one of my hobbies is saltwater flyfishing, yet I can't even write that on it's own forum!

[spacemonkey]

Bloody heck, but I can here!

[A Yerbury]

? ? ? ? ? ?


"clap trap!" ohh another one please mister! but harder next time?

[gary tompkins]

? ? ? ? ? ? :p

[A Yerbury]

Bow Locks, East London.

[mark cross]

? ? ? ? ? ? :p
new to this

[Paranoid Dave]

well the fish is a sole but i'm not good on my alphabet :D

[Fodder]

OH dear the swearometer is back. ****, ****,****.
I think my PC has the tourettes worm, F**K**G BAS***DS.

Why, now being 35 yr's of age, does toilet humour still amuse me so?

[nik_the_brief]

Yippee kayay...

[spacemonkey]

rdr2

Mother wolf?

[bod]

Mother folker(german plane) nice one

[nik_the_brief]

Mother folker(german plane) nice one

Tis a Fokker to be pedantic (think our Mr. Space was being deliberately obtuse! :D )

[spacemonkey]

Glad somebody noticed. I just don't get the credit I deserve nowadays...
Did you get my bit? Ok, the 2 should have been a little higher, but...

[gary tompkins]

:D ..............................

[nik_the_brief]

Not the christian name (and you have to read this in a Lock Stock Lahndaaarn accent to get it)

[nik_the_brief]

Glad somebody noticed. I just don't get the credit I deserve nowadays...
Did you get my bit? Ok, the 2 should have been a little higher, but...

rdr squared - as in har de har? or is it something arse related? Not sure meself... :confused:

[Banshee]

I twist them intentionally, its all about friction....hmmm looking back on it I may have upset dave recently, once to do with pot noodles and once to do with monkey bike exhaust noises (I know serious stuff!) we will all be dead soon so lets all play nicely, except you Banshee you can XXXXXXXXXXXXX XX XX and XXXXXX.

Ive been f*cking good.....

[SAMMYE]

I've got a couple of questions for Yerbs -

Why is abbreviated such a long word??

and

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

thanks in advance

[DesmoDog]

stange this, i posted a long defence related post on this thread and nothing has appreared. How odd! Probably just as well given my incensed state (not related to the thread btw) and significant intake of vino rosso - something I really must cut down on during wet weekends. I wonder if I've cross posted and left a totally random posting on chavscumforum or some other twaddle.

[A Yerbury]

I've got a couple of questions for Yerbs -

Why is abbreviated such a long word??

and

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

thanks in advance

1."abbreviated" is in fact a short word for someone such as my self, no doubt a mental dwarf such as yourself will struggle with anything consisting of more than two syllables and devoid of exclamation marks.

2.yes they can as it refers to the skin or outer dermis being exposed, ironically fat people can skinny dip more than skinny people....personally I would advise them not to. (IMO and all that)

hope that helps!

Axel.x
ps. Bambi you have been very good, try not ballsing it all up by addressing me without writen permission.

[A Yerbury]

nearly forgot.....

[nik_the_brief]

nearly forgot.....

Surely the collective term for boring *****rs isn't bunch is it, I thought it would be much more exciting...

[A Yerbury]

a club perhaps??

[DesmoDog]

Oh no! Not again! Caution chaps, almost all the usual suspects are here and you know what happened last time.

[A Yerbury]

there is no elephant in the room.

[DesmoDog]

Indded. My mistake. sorry

[SAMMYE]

1."abbreviated" is in fact a short word for someone such as my self, no doubt a mental dwarf such as yourself will struggle with anything consisting of more than two syllables and devoid of exclamation marks.

2.yes they can as it refers to the skin or outer dermis being exposed, ironically fat people can skinny dip more than skinny people....personally I would advise them not to. (IMO and all that)

hope that helps!

Axel.x
ps. Bambi you have been very good, try not ballsing it all up by addressing me without writen permission.

Thank you kindly for clearing that up Monsieur Yerbury you a kind, honourable gentleman.

Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by A Yerbury.

[A Yerbury]

Thank you kindly for clearing that up Monsieur Yerbury you a kind, honourable gentleman.

Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by A Yerbury.

they are just being lame (IMO) next time you try to pass of Darwin as your own homework you will be sent to the naughty corner.....Next!!

Alex.xx

[gary tompkins]

on a roll.............

[spacemonkey]

2.yes they can as it refers to the skin or outer dermis being exposed, ironically fat people can skinny dip more than skinny people....personally I would advise them not to. (IMO and all that)


Well, you could argue that skinny runts such as myself skinny dip more in relation to body mass as we have a higher skin surface are to mass ratio. Lardies may have more folds in their skin, but it doesn't help in this matter enough. However, cake eaters would have better insulation form the cold and float better, thus making them more suitable to skinny dipping, as long as no Inuits are around.

[DesmoDog]

You've been watching brainiac!

[A Yerbury]

Well, you could argue that skinny runts such as myself skinny dip more in relation to body mass as we have a higher skin surface are to mass ratio. Lardies may have more folds in their skin, but it doesn't help in this matter enough. However, cake eaters would have better insulation form the cold and float better, thus making them more suitable to skinny dipping, as long as no Inuits are around.

are you saying fatties are floaters?

[Banshee]

may i post please?

[Matt Black]

Without so many posts, UKMOC fence become much shorter...

[spacemonkey]

On a totally oblique tangent, I have been busy downloading music. As you all may know the other wheeled love in my life is a mk1 red MX5. Now I have a cd consisting of genuine complete Outrun themes, so I can relive yet more teeneage fantasies... It was an 80's thing, ok?

What is the saddest thing you are doing at the mo'?

http://www.outrun.org/new/downloads.html

[A Yerbury]

That is inspired, a fine line between that and sad. with some mirrors you could even do the birds eye view thing. The sad yerbury downloaded Rob Zombies Quake 2 soundtrack...naturally I wouldn't....

Why not come to Bristol on sat SM? it won't be a usual ride out as we shall be there.

Z.

[spacemonkey]

Would love to dude, but:

a) Father is in Christchurch instead of Spain this week, so I must visit,

b) just managed to split the oil pipe that goes to the oil cooler on the left-the big long one. Luckily the braiding is slowing the leak enough to ride home from Wembubbly, but it was a nervous slow revving affair. Oh I love Ducatis. Why is it only August that the unusual things go pop?

ps, as a Bob Zombie fan, I didn't know he did this? Is it any good? Would also liked to have seen his version of Crow 3. Trippy, I bet... I hear the sequel/prequel to House of a 1000 Corpses is out-Devils Rejects. Supposed to be top trumps.

pps, when you said you were 'in Portishead', did you mean the little town on the Bristol Channel, or are you knocking off Beth Logan? If the latter, can you enquire as to when a 3rd album is out?

[A Yerbury]

Shame as I (and any I can convince) plan to go to the green man festival in Hay on Wye in the afternoon -after all there is only so much bike chat and bike looking one can take and all that, plus there should be young firm hippy birds as opposed to -lovely- yet alas either a bit old, married not heterosexual "biker chix" copyright not me guv. RZ? It was just daft guitar music samples really but mildly diverting. I'll have a word as regards the new album but the long haired fella has been busy doing all kinds of stuff.

best W's

Alex.

ps.personally I rate the 2nd album rather highly.

[spacemonkey]

My fave is 'Go to California' and 'Demon Speeding' from Sinister Urge. Top stuff for working to....

[Little Monster]

....... plus there should be young firm hippy birds as opposed to -lovely- yet alas either a bit old, married not heterosexual "biker chix" copyright not me guv. .


on behalf of the women of this forum Mr Y, you can officially **** off and I'll be giving your pressie to charity ;)

[A Yerbury]

whoa there sugar, I was hoping you would accompany us!? overlook your good fine self? -never. apologies for the confusion....

AY.xxx

ps.pressie???

[Little Monster]

whoa there sugar, I was hoping you would accompany us!? overlook your good fine self? -never. apologies for the confusion....

AY.xxx

ps.pressie???

oh, in that case, the old married non hetero women are on their own. :p

I told you I had a pressie for you when I saw you, stop playing dumb. I know you can't wait.

I would absolutely love to accompany you to a gig that has sold out?! What's the scooby?

[A Yerbury]

weeeeelllll, it's Sat afternoon, I thought you were going to Bristol? the idea being to "hang around" a bit at the bike thing then go to H O W in the afternoon, we could always browse the 2nd hand bookshops together or try and jump over a fence. Sold out? don't they know who I am?!

Lloyd.xxx

ps.I have to reply, contracts etc..

[A Yerbury]

scooby = http://www.thegreenmanfestival.co.uk/

AY.xx

ps.Nice touch with Bambino -applauds accordingly-

[Little Monster]

weeeeelllll, it's Sat afternoon, I thought you were going to Bristol? the idea being to "hang around" a bit at the bike thing then go to H O W in the afternoon, we could always browse the 2nd hand bookshops together or try and jump over a fence. Sold out? don't they know who I am?!

Lloyd.xxx

ps.I have to reply, contracts etc..

I know not of this event. Could be do-able tho. Weather's looking good and I was thinking I must get out on my bike this weekend cos not been out for a while. Long way etc etc but we all know I am hard as nails (I'll bring bike on train :p )

you deffo going?

[A Yerbury]

I know not of this event. Could be do-able tho. Weather's looking good and I was thinking I must get out on my bike this weekend cos not been out for a while. Long way etc etc but we all know I am hard as nails (I'll bring bike on train :p )

you deffo going?

yes, like Bonnie and Clyde, Truman and Capote, rogers and hammerstein or Ratfink and booboo we will be there. I only hope that Sellers has managed to fix his cables.....

[Little Monster]

yes, like Bonnie and Clyde, Truman and Capote, rogers and hammerstein or Ratfink and booboo we will be there. I only hope that Sellers has managed to fix his cables.....

Laurel and Hardy, Ronnie and Reggie etc
cables eh.....wonder if the baseball bat will assist seeing as some thieving bastard nicked his only screwdriver.....

thank you for your kind invitation. (or whatever it's called when you think someone's going already :confused: ) My diary and the weather man will be consulted...

ps - very slick avatar (great movie/actor)

[A Yerbury]

Screwdriver theft? he needs some of Alans keys really, although a screwdriver would be a start..... I suspect he will get one of the oompa lumpas to have a peek for him.

Hilda.
ps.sodit, I am going to have a gin and tonic.

[Little Monster]

ps.Nice touch with Bambino -applauds accordingly-

keh? (edit. aka Banshee?)



there are some tickets for sale on ebay, or there's touts? surely you have connections though man?!?!?!!?

I was just about to post to say me and Bristol do not look like a go as the forecast looks damp.....but i've just metchecked and it's looking sunny sunny sunny. might have to curtail my henning activities tomorrow night so i'm up early enough. will check in with you tomorrow late aft/early eve.