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cheeky monkey
11-08-2005, 08:02 PM
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>>1. What do you call a Chav in a box?
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>>Innit.
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>>2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
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>>Sorted
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>>3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
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>>Safe.
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>>4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
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>>Innuinnit.
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>>5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
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>>They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall
>>down a flight of stairs.
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>>6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
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>>The bride.
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>>7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike,
>>why should you try not to hit him?
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>>It might be your bike.
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>>8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
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>>One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
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>>9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
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>>What you lookin' at?"
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>>10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
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>>Paint three stripes on it.
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>>11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
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>>The police
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>>12. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?
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>>A liar.
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>>13. What do you say to a chav with a job?
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>>Can I have a big mac please
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>>14. What do you say to a chav in a suit?
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>>Will the defendant please stand
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>>15. What do u call a knife in chav-ville?
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>>Exhibit A
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>>16. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
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>>A Nova seats 4
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>>17. What do you call a 30 year old chavette?
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>>Granny.
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>>18. How many chavs does it take to change a light bulb?
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>>One, they'll screw anything.
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>>19. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
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>>A start.
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>>20. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor?
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>>None, "That's some uvver bleeders job innit."
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>>21. Why did the chav take a shower?
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>>He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the
>>carwash
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>>22. Why did the Chav cross the road?
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>>To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever.
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>>23. What do you call a Chav at college?
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>>The cleaner.
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>>24. A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were
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>>Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the pronunciation
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>>town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.
>>As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the blonde employee,
>>"Before we order, could you settle an argument for us?
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>>Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"
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>>The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said,
>>"Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."
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Orfink69
11-08-2005, 08:05 PM
:lol: NICE