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11-08-2005, 02:06 PM
Firstly, i better explain that all real Jersey farmer are tighter that gnats chuff. Right, so the joke is
Clarry (an old Jersey Bean) rings up the JEP (local rag) one afternoon. 'Hello! Its Clarry. I'd like to put a notice in the deaths in the back pages' he said
'Hello Clarry, what would you like to put?' Ask the telephonist
'Enids Dead' Clarry replied
Quite shocked the telephonist replied 'Clarry, you cant just put 'Enids dead', and besides you get the first 6 words for free. I am here for another hour, so why don’t you go away and think about it and give me a call back'
So Clarry hung up, and went away to think. An hour later he rings the JEP again.
'Hello! Its me, Clarry. I have had a think and know what I want to put' He said
'Hello Clarry, what would you like to put?' asked the telephonist.
'Enids Dead……..Renault 5 for sale! He replied
Clarry (an old Jersey Bean) rings up the JEP (local rag) one afternoon. 'Hello! Its Clarry. I'd like to put a notice in the deaths in the back pages' he said
'Hello Clarry, what would you like to put?' Ask the telephonist
'Enids Dead' Clarry replied
Quite shocked the telephonist replied 'Clarry, you cant just put 'Enids dead', and besides you get the first 6 words for free. I am here for another hour, so why don’t you go away and think about it and give me a call back'
So Clarry hung up, and went away to think. An hour later he rings the JEP again.
'Hello! Its me, Clarry. I have had a think and know what I want to put' He said
'Hello Clarry, what would you like to put?' asked the telephonist.
'Enids Dead……..Renault 5 for sale! He replied