So nothing to do with bikes

[Nonnie]

But this is up for sale. I figure the more coverage the better. Plus I hope I may get some commission which would be nice which would mean I can browse this board for proper like.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Eldis-Goodwood-Sussex-GTX-Caravan-2004_W0QQitemZ4566371218QQcategoryZ32633QQrdZ1QQcm dZViewItem

[scrumpster]

Pikey!!!!!

[steviej]

.....Good god woman. You need to get out a lot more :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Does it come with a free 4x4 to tow it??? :p

[MikeG]

Do Spareshack do a towbar for the 620???????

Pah - caravans.........

[Nonnie]

Oh sod off you lot. It's not mine.

And Steveij there is a 4 x 4 to tow it with but that's an extra 12 grand.

Pikey indeed.

[Fosse Foxfight]

Oh sod off you lot. It's not mine.

And Steveij there is a 4 x 4 to tow it with but that's an extra 12 grand.

Pikey indeed.
At least "pikeys" have a good reason to own these travesties. And to make it even sicker its got a 4x4 attached to it........Nonnie you sux soooooo much :rolleyes:

ta ra

[mad_turnips]

it looks ripe for some brainiac testing to me

[slob]

R/H Drive ???!!!

[Nonnie]

Slob it's standard crap that comes up and you can't remove that, you can change it to left hand drive but I thought that was even sillier.

I am really starting to wish I hadn't put this here........

I am keeping tabs on you lot and waiting for you to make one false move, just the one and I'll have ya.

[slob]

...standard crap...
You'll never shift it if you take that attitude!

[Nonnie]

IT ISN'T MINE!!!!!!

I have pikey parents it's true. But do not let this detract from my previously unslurred qualities.

[mad_turnips]

are you sure ... the lady doth protest to much :D

[Nonnie]

Never squire.

[Paranoid Dave]

:lol:

maybe you should bring it to heacham and we could fit another 4, maybe 6 at a push. Thene there's be loads to take the **** out of it. ;)

[Pugi]

R/H Drive ???!!!

Actually I think it is...
The door is on the left side so you can pull over and enter it without standing in the middle of the road. The rest of Europe has the door on the R/H side. ;)

[Richard_S]

Listen up, I had the '99 Eldis 'Redwood' Eldorado GTBXX and it was a magnificent piece of kit. Breathtaking performance, sublime aerodynamics, big f**koff mirrors and a ride like your first doggy paddle on a bed filled with waves. All mod-cons etc and mine was the basic of the two versions :eek:

Having been watching the property from the Croydon slums I can honestly say that I have NEVER come across a tidier example and IMO that dent could be easily pushed out (don't tell the seller!!!)

I ditched the alarm and analogue wogbox in favour of a built in foot spa / pedicure stool in Belinda, but then I always have been into the feet. Never forget our first trip, great storage and even better sanitation.

I cannot recommend these tools highly enough, total comfort and foreboding prowess on the open road. Go hit some cars!

Sadly I lost mine somewhere in eastern Europe, aqua roll shake down and alike, but look, the alarm is even INCLUDED for you here. You’re all mad to mock, stuff of dreams is that.

Its all about the continental electrics and uncle Alfred's presence.

The Man Who Knew Too Much x



ps you will need to paint the wheel clamp though.

[A Yerbury]

I figured the more eyeballs the better, this thing is a steal, literally. I have no idea who the seller is but I may be able to wrangle some commision if one of you can bid more than 25 little ones?
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/OLD-ELDDIS-WHIRLWIND-2-BERTH-CARAVAN_W0QQitemZ7174026231QQcategoryZ310QQssPageN ameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[Nonnie]

Ah Richie

xx

[Fosse Foxfight]

I figured the more eyeballs the better, this thing is a steal, literally. I have no idea who the seller is but I may be able to wrangle some commision if one of you can bid more than 25 little ones?
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/OLD-ELDDIS-WHIRLWIND-2-BERTH-CARAVAN_W0QQitemZ7174026231QQcategoryZ310QQssPageN ameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
Yerbs, Im gonna put 26 in so :rolleyes: the funny thing about this listing is that its in fecking SPORTING GOODS???

ta ra

[Fosse Foxfight]

Yerbs, Im gonna put 26 in so :rolleyes: the funny thing about this listing is that its in fecking SPORTING GOODS???

ta ra
Yessssssssssss. Im the winning bidder, those damp smells just soooo do it for me.
Ped u gonna help me put a towbar on the 900?

ta ra

[A Yerbury]

I have made an old man very happy. hurrah! you could travel the world in this baby, it is your oyster! now swallow it down!

[SAMMYE]

But this is up for sale. I figure the more coverage the better. Plus I hope I may get some commission which would be nice which would mean I can browse this board for proper like.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Eldis-Goodwood-Sussex-GTX-Caravan-2004_W0QQitemZ4566371218QQcategoryZ32633QQrdZ1QQcm dZViewItem

If you sell it where are you going to live :confused:

do ya like dugs??

[Paranoid Dave]

like all good pikey's she can cope with even the most flea ridden sofa ;)

[Nonnie]

Watch yourself PD. Who's lil Monkey bike is currently pissing all over who's patio??? Hum??? Well??? You may find her on Ebay advertised as a box of bits.................

[Nonnie]

If you sell it where are you going to live :confused:

do ya like dugs??

And as for you Sammye. was that meant to be dogs or drugs???

I may never flash those green eyes at ya again.

[scrumpster]

Watch yourself PD. Who's lil Monkey bike is currently pissing all over who's patio??? Hum??? Well??? You may find her on Ebay advertised as a box of bits.................


Ahhhhhhhhhh you still have your little guest then!! :rolleyes:

[Nonnie]

Right then, which one of you reprobates is telling me their life history in questions for the seller??? Ah, seller....seller.....SELLERS???

[SAMMYE]

And as for you Sammye. was that meant to be dogs or drugs???

I may never flash those green eyes at ya again.

Both!!

and I'm sorry green eyes I take it back!! :(

[Plum]

Just read this thread and i must say there is a couple of references to pikeys. How do you know they are pikeys? They could be Romany Gypsies. There is a difference ya know.

That said, Pikeys or Romany Gypsies are all travellers, theives (probably) and they smell like all good travelling people!

Am i likely to be getting a good shoeing for my comments at the next meet?

[Nonnie]

Am i likely to be getting a good shoeing for my comments at the next meet?

Well, at least you could get away. Ducati versus caravan probably pulled by transit van. You'll be fine Plum.

[nambduke]

Actually...you'd struggle to get one in as the loading allowance will only be about 200kg! All you'd get would be one monster and maybe a small awning......crikey it's contagious :eek:

[Nonnie]

I'm now wondering what the chances are of pulling this little beauty a la husky style. How many Monsters?

[nambduke]

Given the caravan with a monster and awning on board will weigh around 1200-1400kg, I'd suspect that ONE monster should be able to get it rolling. The problem you have you'd need to make sure the kerbweight or the 'pack' is more than the weight of the caravan. So based on my Monster 189kg ish standard, I think you'd need approximately 8. :cool: .....This is to ensure you don't tip the 'pack' over when cornering at 60mph - legal maximum of a caravan on a dual carriageway.
OK....I have a caravan. :eek: ....I've come out of the closet and admitted it......sorry :(

[DesmoDog]

At least "pikeys" have a good reason to own these travesties. And to make it even sicker its got a 4x4 attached to it........Nonnie you sux soooooo much :rolleyes:

ta ra

I didn't know travelling folk were cross dressers. And I don't mean that they are angry in clothes either.