twins

[lenny]

A blonde in a bar finds herself caught up in conversation with
another blonde.

"Slow night, huh?" says the first blonde.
"Yeah," says the second blonde. "So, where are you from?"
"I'm from New York," says the first blonde. "Really?" says the
second blonde. "So am I! Here, let me buy you a drink!"

"Thanks!" says the first blonde. "So, where did you grow
up?" "Upper West Side," says the second blonde. "Central Park
West, near 74th." "My God!" says the first blonde. "That's
amazing! That's my old neighborhood!

What school did you go to?" "All private schools," says the
second blonde. "I graduated from Sacred Heart High in '94."
"I can't believe this!" says the first blonde. "I graduated from
Sacred Heart in '94 too!" "No way!" says the second blonde,
astonished. "That's incredible!"

About this time, one of the bar's regulars comes in, sits down,
and greets the bartender. "Hiya, Sam. Anything going on
tonight?" "Not much," says the bartender. "Except that the
Murphy twins are drunk again."