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Chappers
01-08-2005, 04:36 PM
Can you all note that with the arrival of the new "Drive Through" cashpoint machine, users will be able to withdraw cash without having to leave their vehicle.

To enable users to utilise this new facility, the following procedures have been drawn up. Please read the procedure that applies to your own circumstances (i.e: Male or Female) and remember them for when you first use the machine.

Male Procedure
Drive up to the cash machine.
Wind down window.
Insert card and enter PIN.
Enter amount of cash to withdraw.
Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
Wind up window.
Drive off.

Female Procedure
Drive up to cash machine.
Reverse back one metre to align window with machine.
Stall engine.
Wind down window.
Enter handbag and remove make-up bag and locate card.
Check make-up in rear view mirror.
Attempt to insert card into machine.
Open door to allow easier access to the machine due to distance from car to machine.
Insert card.
Re-enter handbag to find cigarette packet with PIN written on inside.
Insert PIN, press cancel and re-enter PIN.
Enter amount of cash to withdraw.
Check make-up and hair in rear view mirror.
Retrieve cash and receipt.
Locate purse and place cash inside.
Locate cheque book to file receipt.
Check make-up again.
Drive forward two metres.
Reverse back to cash machine.
Retrieve card.
Locate card holder in purse and enter card into slot.
Recheck make-up.
Restart engine and pull off.
Drive for three miles.
Release Handbrake.